Caption Trump photo

[left-of-center2012]

[underpants]

1. Unhappy, thought I was going to get to be a pirate

[flor-de-jasmim]

2. But you gotta admit - it's better than the tuxedo!

[underpants]

5. Or the Milkman golf attire

Who the he’ll wears long pants on a golf course?

Actually I have a friend who does. We give him tons of crap about it.

[left-of-center2012]

3. People in the background

"This idiot thinks this is the kitchen at McDonald's"

[skip fox]

4. PresiDented Trump is thinking:

"I don't care what they say, I've got to check out the nuclear rods myself. . . . One little glitche can sink a sub like this. . . . Besides, I've got good genes and a little radiation will only. . ."

[underpants]

6. a sub like this

[Funtatlaguy]

7. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

[packman]

8. Hell, - nothing is gold plated

What kind of a navy are we running here?

[onethatcares]

9. pRick scotts' hat

is way too tight and my depends are full.

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Where's Hope Hicks?

My pants need...pressing.

[Beringia]

11. We dressed our little pouty-puff well

[left-of-center2012]

12. "People tell me ..."

"People tell me,
I'm not saying this,
people tell me I look more like a hero than McCain."

[tishaLA]

13. ARE YOU BARRON?!!

To be fair, I think that's the caption for every tRump photo

[Vegas Roller]

14. We made a stand-in robot who won't speak or tweet.