This MIGHT be a FAKE poll...I'm not sure...and yet, I cannot bring myself to question its accuracy.

[Miles Archer]

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

1. My money is on the cabbage

[Takket]

5. Cabbage/Carrot 2020!!!!

Make cole slaw great again!!!

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

6. Agreed

MCSGA!

Plus it was leaked yesterday the front runner skeletor has questionable X ray photos.

[Takket]

9. He doesn't look healthy to me. He lacks stamina.

[whopis01]

11. I heard that Ming voted for an amnesty bill once

He is a real flip-flopper when it comes to this Merciless stuff.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

13. Yup

Also the video of big bird shoving tweety bird made me rethink support.

[Sherman A1]

2. I am going with Big Bird

I believe experience is a factor.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

3. But my guy the cabbage is supporting

Dirt for all and promises some heads will roll.

[Sherman A1]

15. You have a valid point

Perhaps both of them could be on the ticket together....

[brooklynite]

4. Definitely fake...Ming the Merciless is not a US Citizen.

[rurallib]

7. How does Dear Leader do against an outhouse?

I guess there are a lot of similarities between those two.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

8. Both stank

[roscoeroscoe]

10. C'thulu

Close, but I think he'd still lose

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

12. It's obviously fake. Given

the "Murder She Wrote" lady would poll much higher.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. Seems legit!

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[denbot]

16. And it's Ming the Meciless for the win!

Thanks for the LoL’s

[backtoblue]

17. Big Bird!

At least he can spell!