Love this...hits it out of the park in the first paragraph

[Highway61]

They lined up early in the foul musk of the moist, fetid Orlando air, the smell of spring already having been murdered by the sharp heat of summer. The media descended on the parking lot of the civic center named for Amway, a pyramid scheme business that promises riches for all who believe with their very souls in the lies that the company sells. Reporters interviewed every Jesse, Joyce, Mary Jo, Skeeter, and Bubba willing to open their mouths. "Of course, we had to be here," they said, "this is white trash Coachella and I'm ready to shake my titties for my president." Both the men and women there appeared to be able to do that....

[link:http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/|

[Botany]

1. But they seemed like such nice people

Link to tweet

[Raster]

3. "You also had some very fine people on both sides," he said.

[BSdetect]

2. He looks like a poster boy for moranity.

Spelling intentional for moranity.

[superpatriotman]

7. Wow

Dear Penthouse Forum...

[LuvNewcastle]

8. Damn!

Makes the Rude Pundit look like Miss Manners.

[malaise]

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[underpants]

5. Cletus Safaris

When the press ventures out to listen to and try to understand the Trumpians.

[kpete]

6. Trump Trash

https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1141487121456345088/6ZKZCmsG?format=jpg&name=600x314

Link to tweet

[mollie8]

9. Disgraceful

The city ought to leave this trash and put a big sign up saying "This is what you get from Trump and his crowd"

[Tech]

11. Amway may have some cleaning supplies to help with the clean up

[KPN]

17. Why is the city cleaning it up? Leave it as a memorial, a reminder, maybe rename it tRump Park.

Or better yet, Make a "deal" with Amway. Your nbame's on the place, you clean it up. Betsy ought to be able to understand that.

[Kid Berwyn]

19. Trump Dump

Where Trash Rules Bigly

[KPN]

23. Lol. I like it!

[Highway61]

25. Oh My

Thanks for posting...I did NOT see that.

[trev]

27. I think Yasgur's farm was left cleaner.... nt

[Highway61]

29. Yep...Woodstock

Lot of trash....3 days of peace and love. Totally different venue

[sarge43]

12. Rude never takes prisoners. I'm in love. n/t

[moondust]

13. Barbarian horde gone wild!

The rodeo clown has attracted the beast's attention but what will he have to do to keep it???

[SunSeeker]

14. LOL

[blakstoneranger]

15. Unbelievable

Who shows up two days early, camps outside in tents waiting to see a politician. One guy was asked about trump's lies and he replied, "what lies, I don't recall trump every telling a lie!". One lady merely repeated what sounded like a prepared statement she had memorized word for word. To be honest, it looked like the whole thing was staged with human props, paid for by trump (or maybe the taxpayer). Hey, you think he stiffed orlando for the cleanup and security costs they way he did the 10 other cities he owes $841,000 to?

[3Hotdogs]

16. --- the last sentence is sexist and body shaming to

overweight men.

[Shrike47]

18. Yep, that's what makes it great.

[Towlie]

22. That wasn't the last sentence, this was:

After the speech, the news media rolled their eyes and laughed, saying it was just Trump being Trump and that Democrats should think about how to win over those voters.

And that's disturbing. I hope the Democratic nominee doesn't find it necessary to win over those voters. I would much rather see them overcome.

[PatrickforO]

20. That's really funny.

[Aristus]

21. I wish he hadn't chosen Joyce as a Trumpster name.

I love the name Joyce. It was the name of one of the most beautiful, sexy women I've ever known. And she wouldn't be a Trumpster in a million years.

[Act_of_Reparation]

24. There isn't a single Joyce on planet Earth under the age of 45.

Unfortunate for the good Joyces of the world, it is a fertile demographic for Trumpsterism.

[lunatica]

26. The very definition of Idiocracy, only meaner.

[donkeypoofed]

28. The people in the lineups looked "lower class"

I get it now - they're the angry ones left behind by society. But voting for a semi-rich selfish bastard isn't going to help them, and since they wont listen, they're going to have to learn the hard way.