Trump To Sell His Family As The New Kennedys At Reelection Launch

[riversedge]

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Trump To Sell His Family As The New Kennedys At Reelection Launch


https://www.politicususa.com/2019/06/18/trump-kennedys-reelection.html



Posted on Tue, Jun 18th, 2019 by Jason Easley



Trump will be continuing his push to sell his family to America as the new Kennedys at his reelection campaign launch in Florida.
Trump to drag his whole family to Florida

ABC News reported, “Donald Trump’s official campaign kickoff on Tuesday night in Orlando, Florida, will showcase the president and Vice President Mike Pence, along with Trump’s adult children, campaign officials told ABC News. Amid flourishes, such as a convention-style balloon drop, there will be the implicit message that what’s being sold is not just Trump, but his family. First lady Melania, Ivanka, her husband Jared Kushner, Don. Jr. and Eric are their own political celebrities now — visiting royalty in the United Kingdom and part of the package that the president is offering up for a second term.”
Trump thinks that the Trumps are the new Kennedys

Trump proclaimed his wife Melania to be the “new Jackie O.” during an interview on Fox News. It has been reported that the Trump kids went on the trip to the UK because the president is trying to package his family as American royalty like the Kennedys. Trump isn’t JFK. Melania isn’t Jackie O., and his children will never be held in the same regard as the Kennedys.

No one is going to buy a family that is so cold and distant from one another to be the Kennedys. The Trumps will never be beloved. They will never be liked. The American people can smell deceit and corruption a mile away, and the Trumps may be the most criminal family unit to ever occupy the White House.

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https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/note-trump-family-affair-highlight-campaign-launch/story?id=63768689&cid=social_twitter_abcnp



The Note: Trump family affair to highlight campaign launch


Jun 18, 2019, 6:02 AM ET

PHOTO: President Donald Trump gestures during a campaign rally in Montoursville, Pa., May 20, 2019.
Matt Rourke/AP, FILE
WatchTrump set to kick off re-election campaign in Florida


Trump wants plenty of Trumps to help let Trump be Trump.


Donald Trump's official campaign kickoff on Tuesday night in Orlando, Florida, will showcase the president and Vice President Mike Pence, along with Trump's adult children, campaign officials told ABC News.



Amid flourishes, such as a convention-style balloon drop, there will be the implicit message that what's being sold is not just Trump, but his family. First lady Melania, Ivanka, her husband Jared Kushner, Don. Jr. and Eric are their own political celebrities now -- visiting royalty in the United Kingdom and part of the package that the president is offering up for a second term.

Trump's main messages on Tuesday night are a mystery to even his campaign staffers, who were building in the expectation that he would go off script -- if he had one.

But with the president rejecting evidence that he's starting from behind, and drawing confidence from the enthusiasm of the crowds he sees, the Trumpian touches are a key part of the reelection argument. ........................................................

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[blue neen]

1. Gag me with a spoon.

They're a bunch of no-class criminals.

[Leghorn21]

2. Oh, now won't these folks be so delighted!!

[riversedge]

4. But the #MAGA folk will believe it!!

[Sugarcoated]

14. Huh?

What's with the young Kim Jung Un on the guy's shirt?

[MBS]

3. God help us all. n/t

[CrispyQ]

5. Doesn't the MAGA crowd hate the Kennedy's?

[pangaia]

10. They will forget that.

In fact I;ll bet half of them either don;t know who the Kennedys are or think they were repubs...

[sop]

41. They'll probably think it's Senator John Kennedy (R-Louisiana), he has a large family

[pangaia]

43. Yup that too.. IF they know even who he is..

These are NOT people in the know, after all..

Or, maybe they are on the no.

[deurbano]

38. It's like how they hate celebrities and coastal "elites," yet supported an LA actor & a reality TV

host from Manhattan for the highest office in the country.

Inconsistent and incoherent because they are (above all) shameless hypocrites.

[duforsure]

6. Closer to the Mansion family

And no where close to the Kennedy family, they WERE wealthy , and WERE smart.

[pangaia]

7. That video LOLOLOL

Collective IQ of 45, TOPS !!

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE DEPORTED.. FOR IGNORANCW=E AND STUPIDITY..

My god, look at them !!!

[SWBTATTReg]

8. What a joke. No amount of money will ever make this family ever even come close to the ...

Kennedy's. Not even by a long shot they could even come close to the aura that the Kennedy's have earned the hard way, helping their fellow person.

[grumpyduck]

9. Ironic, since the Kennedys were Democrats.

Or maybe he doesn't know that.

[sarabelle]

11. General admission and VIP tickets??? WTF??

I never went to a huge campaign rally but is it the usual practice to charge for admission???

[underpants]

15. VIP is for donors and local politicos

I’d guess

[MFGsunny]

12. PUKE. n/t

[Generic Other]

13. "Ask not what I can do for the country

but ask what you can do for me."

[rusty fender]

22. LOLOL!

Good one

[Generic Other]

54. Just for you!

He writes his own stupid. I just credit him.

[rusty fender]

55. Thank you!

[True Blue American]

16. Is that the Craigs list group?

What people will not do for 100 bucks!

[underpants]

17. Oh the children! Think about these comparisons

Jr compared to John John
Ivanka compared to Caroline


??????!!!!!????

[malaise]

18. That's as likely to be successful as Stormy Daniels selling herself

as Mother Theresa

[Yavin4]

19. Kennedy family? Hell no. Bluth family? Yes. Definitely. n/t

[superpatriotman]

20. It shall be called 'Scamelot'

#scamelot

[Initech]

21. Trump isn't fit to lick the bottom of Kennedy's shoes.

[maveric]

23. Scamelot?

[empedocles]

24. Yes

[k8conant]

25. Well, I'm not buying.

To whom is he selling them?

[smirkymonkey]

26. I really think he has delusions of a Trump political "dynasty".

In your dreams, dipshit. You were an aberration. Your mutant spawn doesn't have a chance in hell of carrying on anything but your repulsive, lying, cheating, grifting legacy.

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

29. Are you sure he didn't say KLAMPETTS instead of Kennedy... after all he has his Jethro and Ellie :)

[pamdb]

30. Knuckledraggers

I don’t suppose there is a polite way to say ‘ white trash’.

[Tanuki]

31. More like the Al Bundy family, but less intelligent, less attractive, and less classy .

[keithbvadu2]

47. The Kennedys and Bundys each lived together as a family, not apart like the Trumps.

The Kennedys and Bundys each lived together as a family, not apart like the Trumps.

[Talitha]

33. Is there any way the Kennedy Family could get together and sue him?

I sure as heck wouldn't stand for that troup of baboons comparing themselves to my Family!

[madaboutharry]

34. These supporters coming to see Trump tonight

don't realize that Trump and his family would not want to spend a single minute in the same room with any of them.

Trump looks out on a crowd like this and sees an ocean of rubes whom he has conned into giving him power. His supporters often claim that they feel looked down on, abandoned, and disrespected by society. The sad and pitiful truth is that Trump looks at them and sees them as low class and ignorant and nothing more than useful tools. These people coming to see him tonight fail to comprehend that neither Trump nor a single member of his family have any interest in them at all.

No doubt Ivanka will show up at tonight's rally wearing a $3,000 dress looking like she is on her way to hanging out at a club where not one person in the audience would have the luck of getting past the bouncer.

[Eugene]

35. As usual, Individual 1 craves the trappings of royalty while showing zero traces of nobility.

After visiting France, Trump wanted a military parade.

After the state visit to Britain, he wants a royal family.

After his next meeting with Kim Jong un, will he want our troops to goosestep?

[50 Shades Of Blue]

36. All I can think of is what happened to JFK and RFK

[EveHammond13]

37. this is really mean but I saw a meme yesterday: "Jackie O not Tacky Ho"

[Vegas Roller]

39. This will not get him any new supporters

but will make many Trump-voting Democrats puke and ridicule him.

[lindysalsagal]

40. He might get a few thousand for the women,

But don jr and Eric are only worth it if you are a lawyer and can keep them out of prison on your own dime! They're literally worth less than their lawyer's fees.

And absolutely no one will take Jared at any price.

[Buns_of_Fire]

42. Nah. Go with a Marx Brothers motif.

Dummo, Lame-o, Zilcho, Gummo (who actually was one of the Marx Brothers), Weirdo, Humpo, and the patriarch of the family -- Cheeto.

[Gothmog]

44. trump is delusional

[no_hypocrisy]

45. Two words: DAN QUAYLE

&t=70s

[madinmaryland]

46. Camelot. They are not. nt.

[struggle4progress]

48. I stopped reading after "Trump To Sell His Family"

I figured that was enough info for me

[moondust]

49. The New Gambinos. n/t

[DFW]

50. That's like trying to advertise Mar-a-Lago as an arctic whale-watching facility. n/t

[Guilded Lilly]

51. I'd suggest he sell them to the Russians, but he already has. n/t

[Submariner]

52. JFK never humped and felt up or diddled his daughter like Trump

no comparison.

[Voltaire2]

53. I got to "Trump to sell his family" and thought

yeah, doesn’t surprise me at all