Trump To Sell His Family As The New Kennedys At Reelection Launch

[babylonsister]

Get your waders ready...

https://www.politicususa.com/2019/06/18/trump-kennedys-reelection.html

Posted on Tue, Jun 18th, 2019 by Jason Easley
Trump To Sell His Family As The New Kennedys At Reelection Launch
Trump will be continuing his push to sell his family to America as the new Kennedys at his reelection campaign launch in Florida.


Trump to drag his whole family to Florida

ABC News reported, “Donald Trump’s official campaign kickoff on Tuesday night in Orlando, Florida, will showcase the president and Vice President Mike Pence, along with Trump’s adult children, campaign officials told ABC News. Amid flourishes, such as a convention-style balloon drop, there will be the implicit message that what’s being sold is not just Trump, but his family. First lady Melania, Ivanka, her husband Jared Kushner, Don. Jr. and Eric are their own political celebrities now — visiting royalty in the United Kingdom and part of the package that the president is offering up for a second term.”

Trump thinks that the Trumps are the new Kennedys

Trump proclaimed his wife Melania to be the “new Jackie O.” during an interview on Fox News. It has been reported that the Trump kids went on the trip to the UK because the president is trying to package his family as American royalty like the Kennedys. Trump isn’t JFK. Melania isn’t Jackie O., and his children will never be held in the same regard as the Kennedys.

No one is going to buy a family that is so cold and distant from one another to be the Kennedys. The Trumps will never be beloved. They will never be liked. The American people can smell deceit and corruption a mile away, and the Trumps may be the most criminal family unit to ever occupy the White House.

Most Americans don’t like Trump’s family, so trying to rebrand them as the new Kennedys is a sick joke that is only going to make the majority of the country dislike them more.

[Vinca]

1. That's stomach turning.

If I lived in Orlando I might hand out copies of Melania's naked pix. No Jackie Kennedy there.

[rampartc]

6. i almost barfed on my keyboard.

I never worked with or knew any kennedys, but mr trump, you are not jack kennedy.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=lloyd+benson+you+are+not+john+kennedy&view=detail&mid=702990E1B8574EBCB495702990E1B8574EBCB495&FORM=VIRE

[mercuryblues]

2. Considering Jackie Kennedy

Didn't become Jackie O until after her husband died, I'm all for it.

[meow2u3]

25. Jackie Kennedy became Jackie O

after she married Aristotle Onassis.

[Butterflylady]

38. That there just reeks of his stupidity!

[fierywoman]

70. ... and after JFK was assassinated.

[Drunken Irishman]

3. How utterly offensive to the Kennedy Family...

You know, the same family who lost two of their members to an assassin's bullet and another who was lost at war...

[DinahMoeHum]

14. . . .and another who ALMOST lost his life at war in the South Pacific. . .

[japple]

39. Scamalot!

[klook]

5. The new Borgias,

but without the skills, sophistication, or power.

[sop]

34. The Clampetts would be more apt

[Clash City Rocker]

71. The new Manson family, maybe

[Frustratedlady]

7. OK, I apologize. I said Trump could never amaze me with any of his B.S.!

He's done so now.

So, the royalty rubbed off on the kids, too? We knew Trump believed he was king, but this is too much.

At least the queen and her family can have a good chuckle. I don't find it very funny.

[Scarsdale]

57. Sure, they are exactly like the Kennedys

minus the fortune, education, class, military service, intelligence, loyal following, respect. tRump is crass, vile, obese, low class, uneducated. I would love to hear what Caroline Kennedy has to say to this joke.

[tanyev]

8. Gosh, seems like it was just yesterday when the name Kennedy was a dirty word

in Republican circles.

[SnowCritter]

43. Yeah! Don't Republicans hate the Kennedy's?

I wish they would make up their minds.

[diva77]

66. LOL! Dump doesn't care about the Kennedys other than the marketing value and

as a distraction tactic. Meanwhile, he continues to steal the store in broad daylight as he dismantles our democracy.

[BlueSpot]

82. So was Russia

once upon a time.

[GeorgiaResister]

9. More like

The Beverly Hillbillies

[smb]

10. Trump To Sell His Family

Yeah, I figured he'd do that to try and save his own ass, but wasn't expecting it quite so soon....

[Efilroft Sul]

11. Future conspiracy theories will suggest Wendy T., B. King, or Ronald M. as the real assassin.

[rampartc]

12. ok, i had to take a short walk on this one, but ....

if there is one American family that is hated by trump fans it is the kennedys.

maybe this is, finally, the insanity that severs trump from his deplorable base.

[demmiblue]

13. Good lawd.

[Generic Other]

15. Would this be the Kennedy Family

whose boys all avoided service during WW2? The one's who married hookers? The one's who spent their entire lives lying to people, laundering money, starting a missile crisis to collude with the Russians, only defending the interests of the very rich, and pretending his repulsive slovenly self resembled JFK or that the HOTUS compared in any way to Jackie?

Huh. I am not seeing the resemblance.

[lpbk2713]

16. Not even close.

They should quit before they look even more ridiculous.

[Botany]

17. "Trump To Sell His Family As The New Kennedys"

Did I ever tell you that I won the Heisman Trophy and 3 Nobel prizes?

[a kennedy]

18. Yup, I really didn't think there could be anymore utter nonsense from this orange piece of shit.....

I was wrong. This is just disgusting.

[rurallib]

20. talk about an alternative fucking universe with alternative fucking "facts"

Will the news media question this assertion or just report it?

[spanone]

21. More like the new Gambino Family

[ADX]

28. Don't slander the Gambinos like that...

...Criminal though they were, they had more honor than the Chumps ever will...

[Sneederbunk]

22. They cannot achieve the stature of Billy Carter.

[Talitha]

23. Is there any way the Kennedy Family could get together and sue him?

I sure as heck wouldn't stand for that troup of baboons comparing themselves to my Family!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

24. More like Joe Dirt's family with a nice credit line. nt

[GoCubsGo]

26. LOL!!!!

"Trumps are the new Kennedys"

Good one! More like the new Gambino Crime Family. And, I hope they follow the Gambinos to prison, too. A few of them wound up in ADX Florence. May we all get to see Trump enjoy its big, beautiful walls, too.

[Thomas Hurt]

27. You would think they would go more for the Borgias.

[lunatica]

29. The Aristocrats!

They are going to look ludicrous in the history books, non fiction books, TV specials and fact based films that will come in the future.

They will join the ranks of crime families who couldn’t.

[otchmoson]

30. Who would buy them?

Since I read about Trump trying to compare his wife to Jackie O a day or so ago, when I read this headline, I stopped reading after "Family" and asked myself, "Who the H*ll would buy them, and how much does he think he can get for them! (And yes, if the price were high enough, I do, indeed, think he would literally sell his family.)

[Scarsdale]

60. Well, Maleria

has been "off the market" (I think) but surely he remembers her price?

[Fresh_Start]

31. I'm stunned at his level of ENVY

I realize he doesn't do much but how does he do anything at all with all the time he spends envying other people and brooding about his slights?

[Moostache]

65. His brooding and pouting is my sole refuge these days...

I LOVE the fact that he is a constantly miserable son of a bitch. It warms my heart to know that he cannot draw ANY enjoyment unless EVERYONE is praising him and as soon as he gets that whiff of reality that NO ONE really likes or respects him, it ruins his day!

Fuck Trump and all things tainted by association with his name....forever!

[Lonestarblue]

32. How quickly we went from class to crass.

The Trumps will always be known as money-grubbing, self-indulgent bottom feeders who lack even basic common decency.

[Iterate]

33. Stolen Valor,

which is a trait he shares with the fundies. When you don't have education, courage, class, or valor, you steal it and diminish it's value.

In my book, it earns him a new nickname, the Malformed Parasite.

Be done, and bury him in a toxic waste dump.

[hunter]

35. What? He hates the job so much he wants to be a Republican martyr?

God I pray no one takes him up on that.

I want that asshole to die by fast food, lack of exercise, a second Viagra, and a rough sex hooker.

I'll never forget the fuss when Ronald Reagan was shot.

That was an utterly obscene puke fest.

The only good that came of it was the Brady Campaign, which has been all but disavowed by modern gun masturbating shit hole rat republicans.

[NewJeffCT]

36. The new Manson family is more like it

or the new Mussolini family?

[yaesu]

37. there is nothing sacred when a fascist is running the country. Like ISIS, the GOP wants to destroy

history, rewrite history. Instead of destroying temples, monuments, they are destroying the legacy of the great people in our history, including Obama & Kennedy.

[NastyRiffraff]

40. More like the Sopranos

Only less law abiding and more amoral.

[BHDem53]

41. Scamelot.

[OhZone]

51. hahahha

Scam-alot indeed!

[Solly Mack]

42. No surprise there. He has been going for that angle for a while now.

He needed that UK visit to bring it into full play is all.

He has presented his family in dynastic terms for awhile now. He once said Ivanka would be hard to beat for president.

People should note he didn't call Melania the next Barbara Bush or Laura Bush - a republican political family, considered a dynasty by some, and certainly one in their own minds.

Instead he is seeking the glamour and celebrity that surrounded the Kennedys. He wants the outward tributes - the cheering, the adoration, the admiration, the love.

He doesn't want to do the good works or to experience the suffering.

[deurbano]

44. Even Duck Dynasty is way too aspirational for this crew.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

45. He's so full of himself

[benld74]

46. He couldn't pass them off as th ADAMS FAMILY !!!

[LibDemAlways]

47. Bunch of ghoulish grifters....

More like the Manson Family -- run by a homicidal loon with a bunch of braindead underlings all too eager to do his bidding.

[BlueJac]

49. I think he said the new Addams Family!

and that would be a stretch! Fuck the Orange Glob of Shit!

[OhZone]

52. Back and to the left -

back and to the left.

Like that?

Is that aspect what he wants?

:O

[Gothmog]

53. trump is delusional

[BootinUp]

54. Another temporary distraction because no one will

Buy it.

[trev]

55. Trump wouldn't hesitate

to sell his family to the lowest bidder.

[NBachers]

56. So wait, does this mean that all the pukes who despise Caroline, will now hate the Traitor Tots?

[jmowreader]

58. This should fuck him for sure

His base HATES the Kennedys with every fiber of their being.

So I can imagine..."Trump says he's the new JFK? Yeah, I knew that rat bastard was a Democrat plant all along."

[lunasun]

69. Naw they didn't like Russia before either but it's trump tellin em now I'm just like JFK Like that?

MAGAt cheers for the new JFK & family

[smirkymonkey]

59. Ugh!

This family has NO self-awareness whatsoever. Do they really think they could possibly replace the Kennedys in America's imagination? No. Just No. What are they even thinking?

[ProudLib72]

61. Putting your family down as collateral on a loan is not nice

Duetsche Bank, this is a new low for you...

[Fla Dem]

62. Excuse me while I barf. The ridiculousness of it. the idiocy of it, the insanity & vileness of trump

[bigbrother05]

63. Guess that would work if you squint and are oxy'd out of your mind

Will Lady M expand on her Goth/French Brothel décor?

As noted many times since his launch, irony and satire are dead.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

64. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ..."

"... ask what you and your country can do for MEEEEE!!!11!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

67. Just apart from the fact that Jackie Kennedy never posed naked

for cheesecake photos or submitted to extensive plastic surgery to make her face expressionless and her breasts (kidneys?) freakishly large, has Spanky forgotten what happened to JFK? Maybe he shouldn't be comparing his family to that one.

[no_hypocrisy]

68. Donnie T! Do you remember what happened when Dan Quayle tried to compare himself to JFK?

[Maru Kitteh]

75. So he's hoping to be assassinated?

I can’t be the only one thinking this, right?

Hey Trump - it wouldn’t hurt my feelings either.

[JustAnotherGen]

77. 45 really DOES have advanced syphilis

Why would 45 want to be like John or Robert Kennedy?

[Freethinker65]

78. Please proceed

[dlk]

79. Good Luck with That

This is just another Trump delusion. It will pass.

[greatauntoftriplets]

80. The Kennedys have devoted much of their lives for multiple generations to public service.

The dumps are in it to make money and gain power. Too bad that Spanky is too egotistical to understand the difference.

[FloridaBlues]

81. This will be a very hard sell to the voters. They could only wish.

[malaise]

83. Did you see this? #3 from Hermit-The-Prog

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=12199873

[TruckFump]

87. I saw that yesterday and it's sooooooooooo perfect!

There's class -- the Kennedys -- and there's trash -- the Trumps.

[Karadeniz]

84. Even cockroaches can breed...it's not mere numbers that elevate one's name.

[trof]

85. Yeah, I can just see him out on the south lawn...

playing touch football with Barron, Eric, And Donnie Jr.

[gristy]

86. hah!