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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMelania is to Jackie O
as Honey Boo Boo is to Shirley Temple
Melania is to Jackie O as
rampartc
(5,427 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)Scared the kitten laughing
Green Line
(1,123 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)I mean, would you rather spend your afternoon with Mr. Ed or Secretariat?
Then again, Mr. Ed is something of a joke.
forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)debsy
(530 posts)Solly Mack
(90,777 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)as Sarah Sanders is to the truth
Best one! So right on both!
hlthe2b
(102,317 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)Don the Con's piss
Dennis Donovan
(18,770 posts)Yeah, I know. I didn't work too hard on that one.
malaise
(269,103 posts)Caliman73
(11,742 posts)A ford Pinto is to a Bentley
malaise
(269,103 posts)As a head of hair is to the Con's comb over
spooky3
(34,462 posts)Andwho will win Wimbledon this year?
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,586 posts)Beringia
(4,316 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)Playboy actually had intelligent content.
Perhaps even better: Jackie O is to Melania as Playboy is to Hustler.
hlthe2b
(102,317 posts):
?4
malaise
(269,103 posts)Damn!!
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)As whooping cough is to Joni Mitchell.
malaise
(269,103 posts)Ohiogal
(32,020 posts)Firestorm49
(4,036 posts)Melania was dragged into this mess. I view her as a victim of this sham of an administration. As such, Ill cut her some slack.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Then she went on to be a birther, "didn't care" when it was necessary, and has been sponging off the American taxpayer for 2 1/2 years. She gets no slack from me, but you're welcome to your opinion.
malaise
(269,103 posts)with that birther shit - she gets no slack from me. She had some nerve.
MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,781 posts)But I think she sold herself cheap. There isn't enough money in the world to get me to climb into bed with ... that.
3catwoman3
(24,018 posts)If ever there was an persuasive argument for abstinence/celibacy, Cadet Bonespurs is it.
Skittles
(153,170 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)Fuck that illegal alien birther
Skittles
(153,170 posts)she could have left a long time ago but she loves money more than she hates Donald
fuck her "I don't care" plastic ass
homegirl
(1,432 posts)admit it. Melania is Donald's "control." She is put there by Putin and does her job well.
Botany
(70,539 posts)She is his handler.
Butterflylady
(3,546 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)And that TP was used by none other than...IT.
Alwaysna
(574 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(16,786 posts)There is no comparison.
Melania Trump will NEVER attain the status of a Jackie Kennedy.
hlthe2b
(102,317 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,781 posts)as Ted Nugent is to Luciano Pavarotti.
Thomas Kinkade is to Caravaggio.
Louie Gohmert is to Stephen Hawking.
peacefreak2.0
(1,023 posts)Is to Stephen Hawking.
malaise
(269,103 posts)erpowers
(9,350 posts)Has anyone started a twitter hashtag? I would be shocked if someone has not started a twitter hashtag about this issue.
malaise
(269,103 posts)Should be fun
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)I guess he doesn't understand that she remarried after her president husband was assassinated? What. A. Fucking. Goddamn. Moron.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)liberaltrucker
(9,129 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)dchill
(38,511 posts)Leghorn21
(13,525 posts)trucker shoots, trucker scores!!!
erpowers
(9,350 posts)Melania Trump is to Jackie O as sweet water is to Cristal champagne.
kozar
(2,118 posts)who ran away as he told her mom" I will not having anything to do with that thing" to me,,who adopted her when she turned 20 years old.. I know it is a personal story,,but it is that kind of stark in my mind. There's just no comparison,, unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"
Koz
malaise
(269,103 posts)unless we go with "that thing" comparable to "it"
Nicely played and welcome to DU
I try to make my posts relate-able,, but sometimes I need to explain what is obvious in my mind.. Glad my brain came through in text
Koz
dchill
(38,511 posts)MontanaMama
(23,333 posts)I see what you did there.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)My eyes! My eyes!
jayschool2013
(2,313 posts)Patrick Swayze's hair is ridiculously awful!
malaise
(269,103 posts)Talitha
(6,605 posts)Melania is the toilet paper hanging on Shitler's shoe.
Jackie O is our Constitution.
Alwaysna
(574 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)I haven't laughed this hard in ages
Mosby
(16,327 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)ananda
(28,868 posts)nt
malaise
(269,103 posts)50 Shades Of Blue
(10,031 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)on several levels
catbyte
(34,413 posts)CatWoman
(79,302 posts)"Jackie Ho"
malaise
(269,103 posts)KABOOM!
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malaise
(269,103 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)MrsCheaplaugh
(183 posts)Persondem
(1,936 posts)Chanel #5
as vinegar is to prosecco
as cube steak is to rib eye
as an outhouse is to the White House (pre 2017)
as pong is to a PS 4
debsy
(530 posts)... as Captain Crunch is to a yogurt-granola parfait.
... as Mad Dog 40 is to Château Lafite Rothschild.
... as a slug is to a swan. -> Although that is an insult to slugs.
malaise
(269,103 posts)marble falls
(57,134 posts)(or Franklyn Pierce for that matter).
debsy
(530 posts)True Blue American
(17,988 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)3catwoman3
(24,018 posts)...camel toe.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)True Blue American
(17,988 posts)Or Nancy Reagan?
defacto7
(13,485 posts)(I'm sorry)
certainot
(9,090 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)spooky3
(34,462 posts)redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)JenniferJuniper
(4,512 posts)to filet mignon and lobster tail
sandensea
(21,643 posts)
"I like presidents who weren't shot, ok?"
defacto7
(13,485 posts)Takket
(21,592 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)Different Drummer
(7,624 posts)UpInArms
(51,284 posts)And she is definitely a cheese that smells awful
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)...and marry Billionaire Putin....
A real Billionaire
Sugar Smack
(18,748 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)TruckFump
(5,812 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)spanone
(135,855 posts)lark
(23,134 posts)What cubic zirconias are to diamonds, virtually worthless and totally fake in all ways.
malaise
(269,103 posts)In stitches here
Freethinker65
(10,028 posts)JHB
(37,161 posts)...and not thinking it was the history of an oaty breakfast cereal.
Too high a bar to clear.
Stuart G
(38,436 posts)Demonaut
(8,921 posts)BootinUp
(47,168 posts)Dr Vegas
(456 posts)"If Ford is to Chevrolet
What Dodge is to Chrysler
What Corn Flakes are to Post Toasties
What the clear blue sky is to the deep blue sea
What Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong"
walkingman
(7,641 posts)malaise
(269,103 posts)Nice
Olafjoy
(937 posts)I like Hello Kitty, Captain Crunch, and Spanx🤦🏼?♀️
Motel 6 is to the Ritz
Doreen
(11,686 posts)compared to a pile of fresh crap.