fucker can't even get his tux right....TOO fat -sad

[demtenjeep]

#fatdonnie

[shanti]

1. What's with the short little jacket?

Charles looks so much better with the long one.

[onenote]

11. The short jacket and vest tuxedo is a traditional look

But not everyone can pull it off. And by not everyone, I particularly mean Trump, who is wearing a very ill-fitting version.





Even Bush managed to pull off the look far better than Trump.

[MLAA]

13. He is ill-fitted for the job as his tux is ill-fitted for the job 😬

[shanti]

25. Is that what's called a cutaway vest?

Chump's gut is much too big for this look. It looks nothing like what Shrub was wearing.

[Ilsa]

33. So, the long waistcoat vest is the new style?

His tailor is playing a dirty trick on him.

[catrose]

42. The Queen doesn't look happy. Not that anyone would.

[guillaumeb]

32. The jacket makes his hands look bigger. eom

[hlthe2b]

2. Wow.. It really shows up how big his gut is--even though they made the shirt ridiculously long.

Couldn't have that short jacket without his silly effort to conceal.

[hedda_foil]

17. I think you're right that the vest was made purposely too long because of his belly.

[BigmanPigman]

3. He looks like Humpty Dumpty.

His waistcoat is too long and tight, and the "cutaway" is too short making him look like an egg.

[demtenjeep]

18. wish he would humpty already over the wall

and no one could put him together again

[BigmanPigman]

24. 1,000 psychologists and 1 million bottles of

crazy glue could not put him "together". He is a lost cause and is now just a waste, a lump, a non-person, an "It".

[Aristus]

4. It's too bad he won't spring for proper tailoring.

As someone who also doesn't have an optimally-shaped body, I can tell you that high-quality tailoring can cover a multitude of bodily flaws.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I don't think he ever gets anything tailored, although he could certainly afford it,

because his clothes never seem to fit properly. The pants are always too long, the shoulders are too big, and his double-vent suit jackets make his ass look especially immense. I think he gets off-the-rack clothes that are a size too large, believing they will make him look less fat. But they don't.

[Ilsa]

30. The sleeves are too long, and his

Pants are baggy on his shoes.

[saidsimplesimon]

5. Sorry, a link

to photo if you have one, otherwise, my imagination will fill in.

[csziggy]

8. Photo on another DU thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100212158300

[magicarpet]

28. Photo,.. sure,... trDump dines at Buckingham...

Bon Appetite...

[RedParrot]

6. For someone that doesn't drink beer

Trump has a big beer gut

[Sneederbunk]

7. An insult to penguins.

[octoberlib]

10. .....

[ProudLib72]

12. That was what came to mind immediately upon seeing him

GET A BUCKET!

[Gothmog]

23. Yep

Link to tweet

[renate]

14. I love that he finally gets a state banquet at the Palace....

And all the online commentary is going to be about how poorly dressed he is AND, as the cherry on the sundae, the side-by-side pictures of him and of Obama.

[Celerity]

15. +10000

[Me.]

16. Off The Rack

should've had his tails bespoke

[TruckFump]

27. That was my first thought

No way was that tux tailored for Trump.

[Me.]

38. He's Too Cheap

Besides he probably would've stiffed the tailor

[TruckFump]

39. I am wondering if someone did this to him intentionally

There is no way this tux was meant for him. He looks like a Walrus!

[link:|

[Me.]

41. Wonder Who Has A Spare Set Of Huge Tails Hanging Around

and could get him to wear them without worry? Jared?

[MineralMan]

29. It's a rental.

[blue neen]

19. He looks like Boss Hogg from The Dukes of Hazzard.

The name fits, too.

[Smackdown2019]

20. BLIMPE

Burger eater cant button up his shirt.

We need popeye !

Oh that's right....Popeye is on the John McCain taking down the name covering tarp.

Barr, Graham and McConnell can save Trumps day to button his fat belly. After all, they kiss his rear all day long!

[Totally Tunsie]

21. Doturd lacks one very important element to his look...

a smile. It won't cure his problem, but will at least offer a bit of disguise for that ugly countenance.

[shanti]

26. You don't want to see his rictus smile.

It frightens animals and small children.

[Gothmog]

22. For this thread

Link to tweet

[lunasun]

37. Accentuates his tiny hands imo. Big in the middle small in the hands look

And the baggy pants did he pick that up from his bff?

[yardwork]

45. Is that a cigarette in Kim's hand?

[UniteFightBack]

31. He wears his vests like his ties I see. #DoughboyDonny. nt

[guillaumeb]

34. The Trump balloon looks more fit. eom

[magicarpet]

35. BLACK Tie,.. I am surprised trDump the racist would wear such an outfit called that...

... I am amazed he did not show up in his super shiny acetate bowling shirt or golf shirt with his name embroidered across the back in golden threads.

[BigDemVoter]

36. That hog.

[pwb]

40. His photo look is constipatation.....

Seems.

[Gothmog]

43. This tux is what happens when you piss off the homosexuals.

Link to tweet

[Larissa]

44. Trussed turkey

Trump looks like he's in the last trimester.