Nice pants, Individual 1. Lookin' sharp.

[Miles Archer]

[lapfog_1]

1. still wearing his golf shoes to the memorial service - n/t

[blugbox]

30. Yep, I can't believe it!

Spiked golf shoes... couldn't be bothered to change them or have Hope Hicks take out the removable spikes on the ride there...

[TruckFump]

2. I guess his tailor also thinks he is 6'2"!

[Butterflylady]

3. One word "disgusting"

[gratuitous]

4. Gary Busey has really let himself go

Admit it, you were thinking that, too.

[Leith]

12. THAT's who I was thinking of!

I couldn't remember the actor's name yesterday.

I'm I seeing cleats on those shoes?! What kind of clod wears cleats indoors?!

[ismnotwasm]

5. What's that under his shirt?

Bullet proof vest? Spanx?

[True Blue American]

7. Good catch!

[Wellstone ruled]

10. Full body armor and the Jacket

appears to be Kevlar.

[procon]

6. Not bothered by the pants, but the golf shoes

with cletes. What damage did Trump do to the flooring for his cheap photo op?

[Brother Buzz]

25. Those golf shoes have plastic "soft spike"

Unlike the old school metal spikes, soft spikes, at best, will scuff a highly polished floor. Metal spikes have mostly been outlawed. Etiquette dictates the shoes should be removed before entering public parts of a clubhouse, but the orange anus doesn't do etiquette.

[blugbox]

31. Also, those soft spike versions are removable and replaceable

And of course he couldn't do either.

Of course he picks the worst option.

[sprinkleeninow]

8. Holly or whatzername oh yeah hope

weren't available to steam press 'em. 😱

[lunatica]

20. Hope Hicks

[Initech]

9. He dresses like the creepy old guy from "The Visit".

[smirkymonkey]

11. God, he is just hideous.

What a disgrace. Is he wearing Depends?

[lunatica]

15. Either that

Or Stormy was right that he has a huge head on it. Yuuge!

[CatWoman]

13. His jacket is too small

[lunatica]

19. It's borrowed most likely

Maybe from one of his secret service bodyguards.

Lately it sure seems like all his functions are afterthoughts remembered by his staff while he moves from one golf course to another. I think he’s gotten sloppier. He had a cap on but someone told him to take it off in a church. You would think stopping at that church would have more of a priority than golfing. He looks hung over.

[bullwinkle428]

14. Like an old hobo that just got the 25-cent makeover!

[magicarpet]

16. Such a genuine look of sincerity plaster on his face.

He looks like he is waiting for a blue bolt of lightening to strike the top of his head for having the audacity for making a mockery of the "Christian Church".

[mainstreetonce]

17. I don't want to sa

what his chin looks like.

[Ohiogal]

18. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.

It would have been better if he didn't show up at all, instead of showing up just to insult these poor grieving people by obviously looking like he was making a pit stop on his way to the golf course. Idiot!

[3Hotdogs]

21. What? You ain't never pissed yourself?

[lillypaddle]

22. What's up with his zipper?

never mind, I'm afraid to know the answer.

[Elwood P Dowd]

23. Special zipper for easy access to his little mushroom?

[lillypaddle]

24. ewwwwww

Hey, I said "never mind"

[dameatball]

26. Just a guess, but I have seen it mentioned that he wears elevated heels to make him look taller. So

when he changed into flat golf shoes that might account for the long, baggy pants leg. He still looks like crap in any event.

[Kaleva]

27. A less intelligent version of Stephen Baldwin

[manhattan123]

28. Paging Willy Loman...

That looks like the curtain call at a really bad dinner theater production of "Death of a Salesman."

[matt819]

29. Even in my small town. . .

you could find a tailor to deal with those pants.

Not sure any barber would touch that stuff on his head.