This guy packing 3 guns at a retail store - seriously....

[iluvtennis]

@resistandgrow, 3h
This isn't normal nor should anyone think it is. He is putting everyone in the store at risk - he has 3 handguns and looks crazy - what could go wrong.

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Like the byline said, what would've happened to this guy had he been black or brown.

[ProudLib72]

1. He already blew off his ass with the one tucked into his waist

Dear Lord, please don't let me get killed by an ass crack bullet!

[Marie Marie]

18. Yup - his ass is definitely gone.

[The Genealogist]

28. This reminds me of an old favorite

[Seiad]

40. OMG I love the internet

thank you!

[irisblue]

51. 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲 never gets old

[Dem2theMax]

57. I haven't seen this version before.

Thank you so much for posting it. It's always good to end the day with a really big laugh!

[colorado_ufo]

45. A keen eye and a keen wit!

[ProudLib72]

49. Nope, it was posted earlier today and I stole it!

But man is it true!

[Initech]

54. Well maybe if he properly secured his holdster to his belt instead of outside the belt loop...

They wouldn't have gone off. But he's not following proper safety regulations because, 'Murica!!!

[msongs]

2. mentally out of balance IMO nt

[Honeycombe8]

3. Big guy compensating for little hands? nt

[dchill]

38. Ingrown mushroom.

If you know what I mean.

[Progressive Jones]

42. LMAO!!! Can I borrow that awesome phrase??? nt

[dchill]

59. Please do!

[Aristus]

4. Cowardly shit.

I just got back from the grocery store. The only things I carried in with me were my debit card and my canvas shopping bags.

Got out without a scratch...

[iluvtennis]

10. LOL... on your grocery store visit

[Aristus]

12. It's dangerous out there...

But I'm a survivor...

There was a firefight going on in the produce section. I kept my head down. The terrors I will brave in order to get some good grapes...

[colorado_ufo]

47. Lettuce be thankful that you avoided the nuts and egg-scaped with the grapes!

[Tribalceltic]

11. How did you buy Groceries without and ID Card?

[Aristus]

14. I pointed my gun at the cashier and said:

"I'm getting out of here, and the vanilla ice cream is coming with me!"

[Tribalceltic]

16. You are my Hero!

[Aristus]

19. I promised the ice cream I'd let it go once I was in the wind.

It melted...

[iluvtennis]

20. + 1

[Cerulean Southpaw]

61. I once knew a guy who believed that

Not an adult, but the guy showed his ID everywhere until he was 17 and a cashier at a gas station asked him why and then started ranting at him about how this is America and he doesn't have to show his papers.

He was a military officer's kid who grew up always living on the base and had to show it at the commissary and exchange and the movie theater and the pool and the bowling alley whatever else so he thought that was just the way things were supposed to be.

[Scurrilous]

5. Cowboy gear fetishist.

Most likely votes Republican.

[Skittles]

8. DEFINITELY a MAGAt

[Iggo]

6. Why so scared, big guy?

[Skittles]

7. gun humping coward

fuck them all

[aikoaiko]

9. I bet he has an AR-15 shoved down his pants, too.

Think of the guns he may be packing that we can't see.

[Brother Buzz]

13. One of theses day his cell phone will go off.....

and he'll draw his favorite gun and.....

[Dem2theMax]

37. Don't we all wish we had his cell phone number?

Do I even need to add that the chances are very good that he will be a future Darwin Award winner?

[Brother Buzz]

50. Well, the nimrod tripled his chances

[Dem2theMax]

56. He sure did.

[Wellstone ruled]

15. Probably affair he would get mugged in the

Walmart Produce Isle. Never can be to careful,exploding Watermelons are a bitch.

[MasonDreams]

17. Yep, he definitely overdosed on Noassatol.

Also, it looks real easy to sneak up behind him grab that gun in the back. He looks slow.

[guillaumeb]

21. Fear of a non-white dominated America.

And a fear of appearing vulnerable.

What if "the bad guy" is behind him?

[Jake Stern]

22. A couple thoughts

1. That back holster doesn't look very secure. Basic retention system? That leaves an opening for a quick criminal to snatch it and off Ol' Hoss before he can fully react.

2. It's almost certainly "because he can". He knows that sets off the libs and apparently it's doing a great job.

[A HERETIC I AM]

39. The only thing that "sets off" on me...

Is a smirk and a shake of the head.

As has been mentioned, how fucking terrified of life do you have to be, to go to the grocery store armed to the teeth?

He’s lucky Aristus wasn’t there to throw a carton of melted ice cream at him.

[hibbing]

52. Of course he's got some stupid tshirt on too about............guns n/t

[Jake Stern]

60. Funny thing is he's a big ol' boy so he stands a great chance of warding off an attacker

Why he feels the need for three guns is beyond me.

Honestly, I could see someone standing 5'0" and weighing 100 lbs carrying concealed just to equalize a potential size disparity between them and an attacker but this guy? Nuh uh.

[Cerulean Southpaw]

62. one other thought

those back holsters always make me think one slip and fall with a bad landing and the guy is sure to break his spine and never walk again.

[Laffy Kat]

23. Great way to let the world know how small your you-know-what is.

[UniteFightBack]

24. Well then retailers don't have to allow this. Bring Guns, NO SERVICE. nt

[dalton99a]

25. Hopefully he'll blow his rear end off

[tblue37]

35. Been there done that, apparently. nt

[SMC22307]

26. That gun wedged in his crack doesn't look very secure.

Is that part of the NRA's responsible gun owners' safety program?

[TheBlackAdder]

27. Like armored guards, their gun is an empty bait gun. Guaranteed the gun on his back is a lure.

.

He's just hoping someone grabs it so he is justified in gunning them down, even if it's empty.

.

[jmowreader]

29. Is he related to this guy, by any chance?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

30. One brain neuron malfunction away from disaster.

No telling what's in his vehicle and home. Can't imagine the fear his family lives with every day...

Must be a VIP 'cause he's got a huge macho key ring......

[The Genealogist]

31. Dear sir: we can tell you are a male

you don't need three firearms to prove it. Maybe you need them to prove it to yourself?

[keithbvadu2]

32. YouTube I Just F ING Shot Myself

jmowreader posted it while I was looking it up.

[leanforward]

33. That guy is a Clear and Present Danger to anyone around him

[tblue37]

34. The one in the waistband could so easily be lifted without his even being aware. nt

[Ilsa]

36. You beat me to it.

A child or tween could yank at it, thinking it's a toy and blow his crack wide open.

He's an insecure idiot.

[47of74]

41. Sorry about your penis bro

[Progressive Jones]

43. Big fat pussy with a cowboy hat. nt

[jalan48]

44. Dumb Phuk.

[McCamy Taylor]

46. What if an eight year old ADD kid ran up behind him

And grabbed the gun the dumb fuck has stuffed in his belt in the back. How does he expect to draw that one? With his ass?

[colorado_ufo]

48. One fart away from a tragedy.

[Thomas Hurt]

53. Conservatives must go through their entire lives afraid...

[TexasBushwhacker]

64. They actually do

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201612/fear-and-anxiety-drive-conservatives-political-attitudes

"Peer-reviewed research shows that conservatives are more sensitive to threat. While this threat-bias can distort reality, fuel irrational fears, and make one more vulnerable to fear-mongering politicians, it could also promote hypervigilance, perhaps making one better prepared to handle an immediate threat."

[Initech]

55. I think the most disturbing thing is the chain wallet.

I mean really what kind of grown ass man carries a chain wallet in 2019?

[uncle ray]

63. a coward, that's who.

the coward thinks some "thug" is going to reach past his 3+ guns to snatch his wallet off of his 6'6" 330# body.

[912gdm]

58. oh come on now.

who doesn't worry that a bear might be hiding behind the display of jerky sticks at the local Kroger?

[ooky]

65. Nothing screams "moron" louder than walking around a grocery store like that.

[Vinca]

66. I don't know. I've heard the cantaloupes can be really dangerous this time of year.

I notice he's got no butt. Maybe he blew it off on another shopping trip.

[iluvtennis]

67. Lol. Ya'll are killing it with the humor