"It's the greatest hoax, probably, in the history of the country"

[JohnnyRingo]

The greatest hoax ever? Nah. It was just an investigation into your obvious connections to Russia.

If you want to talk hoax, how about a black man born in Kenya, sneaking to Hawaii as a teen and forging a birth certificate so he could one day run for president. Now technically that's a caper. It becomes the greatest hoax when that man conned the vast majority of Americans to vote for him...Twice! While your team of investigators was in Hawaii and: "you wouldn't believe what they're finding".

How about that Donald Trump? Will someone please ask the stable genius which is the greatest wingnut conspiracy theory?... I mean hoax. It's a hoax.

[malaise]

1. Love it

Rec

[alittlelark]

2. Seriously - some reporter should ask him that now.

It's 31 (000,000) flavors of F'ed up.

[samplegirl]

3. It's the Aussies fault!