So this is a real tweet from the lawyer for the President of the United States.

[demmiblue]

So this is a real tweet from the lawyer for the President of the United States. The basketball GIF just completes the incomprehensible babbling perfectly. What a time to be alive.

ivesssapology for a video which is allegedly is a caricature of an otherwise halting speech pattern, she should first stop, and apologize for, saying the President needs an “intervention.” Are

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1. he's a very achomlished lawyer.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Booze or stroke?

You decide!

[Hugin]

9. Submit "Booze or Stroke" as a game show concept for the current epoch.

A very fitting show for the Idiocracy that is forming.

[Dennis Donovan]

18. "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to playyyy... Booze! or Stroke?"

"Rudy Giuliani, C'mon down! You're the next contestant to playyyy... <audience roars> Booze! or Stroke?"

I'd watch it!!

[Hugin]

20. Ditto.

[Takket]

13. Probably a BROKE. oh wait, that is drumpf lol

[Dennis Donovan]

19. That's an entirely different game show...

"Get ready to playyy... Schmooze or Broke!"

[Pachamama]

3. What the Cofveve?

[shanny]

4. "ivesssapology"? whazzat?

[dalton99a]

5. He didn't do it

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[demmiblue]

6. I remember that.

That whole episode was too funny!

[GoCubsGo]

7. Looks like Trump's brain worms are contagious.

Either that, or Rudy is drunk or high on something.

[demmiblue]

8. Pete Buttigieg: I'm the only politician who appreciates the prose in "Finnegan's Wake."

Pete Buttigieg: I’m the only politician who appreciates the prose in “Finnegan’s Wake.”

Rudy Giuliani:

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(No offense to the brilliant Mayor Pete!)

[Atticus]

10. "I'm not as dru-u-unk as some thinkle peep I am!" nt

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Hey kids! Spelling is fun!

And you can't spell "ivesssapology" without "me"!

Wait. Never mind. Strike that. You can.

[demmiblue]

12. It looks like a staff member had to clean up for him (probably in more ways than one):

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. Too much covfefe this morning?

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. Spiked covfefe.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Ivesssa--The name of Trump's least favorite daughter.

He doesn't even let her out to see the light of day.

[demmiblue]

17. !

[liberalhistorian]

21. Doesn't he have a

girlfriend he needs to cheat on with one of his 99 ex-wives?