Tucker rhymes with "pucker," "sucker," & . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's festering boil.

[skip fox]

Tucker ("Let's go to Leviticus" ) Carlson is saying: "Women have about as much right to control their bodies as a radio station has to control a radio, or a race horse announcer to control a race, or the passengers control the plane. . . . Doesn't any of them believe in freedom? . . . Let them try to deal with some real logic sometime!"




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Above CAPTION loosely based (only the occasion) on Tucker Shithead's reaction to the Alabama abortion ban as noted in Crooks and Liars:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/tucker-carlson-says-abortion-not-popular

[Dirty Socialist]

1. Worst anti-abortion argument EVER

His logic train derailed right out of the gate.
Too gobsmacked to think of a caption

[skip fox]

4. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' stupidity, cupidity, greed, hatred, etc.


But if you check out the clip, his logic is actually as convoluted, but it didn't lend itself to a CAPYION.

He basically says Alabama women (and others by extension) are happy and feel free to have their bodies so dominated by the law.

[Dirty Socialist]

5. Tucker Carlson has

An "out of mind" experience

[RainCaster]

2. Oops. That wasn't gas!

[Johonny]

3. Now you know why I spend so much time fantasizing about my daughter having lesbian sex.

No abortions needed.

[rustydog]

6. Billy bow-tie has been pulling insane statements

out of his butt for decades. That explains his bizarre continuous deeply pained look.

[Hekate]

7. Is Widdle Pucker twying to think again? He looks pained.

[DFW]

8. From the expression on his face, it looks like he would be saying:

"I've got something to say, and as soon as I finish sucking on this Tootsie Roll Pop, I'm going to SAY it!"

[smirkymonkey]

9. He has to be one of the dumbest fucks on the planet.

I could barely watch that clip without wanting to gouge his eyes out. No wonder people who watch Fox News are all insane.

[demtenjeep]

10. little fucker tucker can take his bow tie

and shove it

[Ilsa]

11. Somebody get him some Miralax.

The only BM he's had in the last week has been through his mouth.