What will the Queen serve Trump on his June visit?

[left-of-center2012]

[doc03]

1. Crow I hope. nt

[trueblue2007]

2. Corgi poop.

[tymorial]

31. Actual laugh out loud.

Well done.

[malaise]

3. Arsenic?

[BigmanPigman]

13. I was thinking of polonium

but arsenic will do the trick too.

[malaise]

14. Hehehehhe

I'm betting either the queen, her husband or both of them will be very ill and the dinner will have lesser hosts - remember now they are both in the 90s

[MrsMatt]

33. Prince Philip for certainty will not be in attendance.

He retired from official duties a year or so ago.

[magicarpet]

42. The Queen and Prince Philip both over dosed on prunes....

.... and they both have explosive diarrhea the day of trDump's visit so consequently and most regrettably could not be in attendance during his visit.

[Totally Tunsie]

43. Serve a few of those prunes to Donnie and Melanoma.

Maybe they'll take that constipated look of their face.

[sheshe2]

26. Served with Old Lace.

[malaise]

29. DUzy

Too good

[sheshe2]

32. ;)

[davepdx]

4. Spotted dick?

[Siwsan]

5. Are Wimpy Burgers still around?

Seems appropriate.

[TwilightZone]

9. +1

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hambuger today.

Wait, it IS Tuesday.

I mean NEXT Tuesday.

[True Blue American]

6. Easy

Hamberders!

[Sanity Claws]

7. Are we sure that the Queens will deign to dine with him?

I have a feeling she will do the bare minimum. If she can get away with just giving him a cup of tea, she will do that. I also think that all who can beg off will beg off.

[Dr Vegas]

8. Fish and Chips

from a Food Truck parked outside the Palace

[LuvNewcastle]

34. I was thinking of having a taco truck out there for him,

but I don't know if they have those in London. I'd serve him up some bangers and mash and let him fight the gas attack later.

[malchickiwick]

10. How about a nice Stargazey Pie?? Jellied Eels? Or just some leftover Haggis?

All disgusting dishes, to be sure, but also all are far more palatable than anything about his horrific presidency.

[trueblue2007]

11. rotten tomatoes

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

15. Didn't Trump claim some Scottish heritage?

Let him eat haggis.

[Freethinker65]

16. Kidney pie and prune pudding

[Brother Buzz]

17. Eloquent cucumber sandwiches served in the carriage house

Then a quick spin in a golden carriage (something that's been on the orange anus' bucket list), then send him on his way.

[Dirty Socialist]

18. Bollocks

[A HERETIC I AM]

36. With a side of Bugger all.

[Dan]

19. And knowing our president,

One has to question - Will he cop a feel?

[Timmygoat]

20. I think for sure

There will be so many protests the British police will all be working overtime.
They will not forgive the prime minister for inviting him.

[Deb]

21. Russian Teas Cakes

[maveric]

22. Arthur Treacher's Fish n Chips?

[Vinca]

23. 6 month old haggis.

[Wounded Bear]

24. I suppose a left hook would be out of the question...

she's kind of old school when it comes to protocall.

[malaise]

30. Damn that's good

[lpbk2713]

40. Float like a butterfly. Sting like a bee.

[Mc Mike]

25. Cold MacDonalds.

[Turbineguy]

27. A nice

flight to Crimea.

[SummerSnow]

28. He might like some white castle burgers

[DFW]

35. Eye of newt

Pureed, of course....

[stonecutter357]

37. Novichok ?

[bluecollar2]

38. IF she has to meet with him I hope

That she and the Palace Staff pull out all the stops...

And then as he's leaving she whispers in his ear...

"You are without doubt the most shitty, useless fucking loser that has ever appeared in my presence...and that includes Idi Amin. Go back to America knowing that the only reason I invited you to the Palace was because my government expects it as a sign of respect and to demonstrate to you what real class is.

Believe me when I tell you that history will judge you as a bloated, ignorant asshole whose only supporters are other bloated assholes and losers....

You are dismissed...you may leave now."

[mainer]

39. If Don Jr. goes missing, I'm thinking of a meat pie

a la Walder Frey.

[bdamomma]

41. I hope the

UK bans him from entering the country.

[davsand]

44. Minnie's chocolate pie?