"I've put in a patent for air." . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "That's not true. . . There's only one real way of polishing a turd. You've got to freeze it first. . . . The rest is a trade secret."

[Johonny]

1. I would like to announce that I've sued the Democrats in congress for being too nosy

They want to look into things before I got elected president. It's not fair. I won. Huge electoral college victory. Somehow, they think all the money laundering I did in the past affects how how operate as a president today. I know, it's crazy. This is completely false. All the Russian, I repeat Russia mob, money I laundered in no way affects my ability to do my job as president. My terrible performance is so much more a result of me being a stupid egomaniac driven only by a desire to pay for sex with beautiful women to prove to my father who loved my brother and hated me because I'm loathsome that I'm worth loving even though it's clear that I'm not, than it does my money laundering. I would also like to add, in no way would I ever, ever, break the law. There's nothing to see in my taxes. Nothing. Now Jared's taxes. Oh, man. Don't get me started on Jared taxes. I hope that clears things up. Now watch this drive.

[malaise]

2. And yes I'm suing them for things the

Constitution authorizes them to do - I'm bigger than the Constitution - I put in the Con in Constitution.

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Look, one more question like that and you'll be wondering why you never really knew pain before."

[rsdsharp]

4. He really did try to trademark

"You're fired!"

https://www.dailysabah.com/americas/2017/08/20/trump-failed-to-trademark-youre-fired-in-2004-but-it-still-followed-him-into-white-house