Apologies in advance ...

[NanceGreggs]

I’ve been busy with work the past few days, so I don’t know if this was posted already.

Also an apology for not remembering the name of the person who tweeted this.

The meme (from memory) was: ”I’d pay big bucks for an audio-book version of the Mueller report – as read by Barack Obama.”

So would I.

[shutterbug-gal]

1. Audible.com has Mueller Report

Audible.com has one available now using one credit. You have option of downloading a 19+ hour version or the report as a PDF file. If u are not a member
I believe there is a trial membership. Go to
their site and check it out. I got it this afternoon
and it is great.

[BigmanPigman]

2. I think that the "read by Obama" part

is the main take away.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Thank you.

I thought that point was obvious - but apparently not.

[deurbano]

4. My daughter posted that on FB, but said she'd prefer hearing Hillary Clinton

read it!

[NanceGreggs]

5. Not a bad choice.

In fact, it would make a great "listen" if it were read by different people - Obama and HRC among others.

It would be the ultimate "ensemble cast" performance

[grantcart]

7. They should have actors recreate the parts quoting conversations by verbatim

Mel is gone but they should get a Daffy Duck impersonator for Trump.

Can you imagine how much joy you would feel listening to a Donald Duck voice stating "My Presidency is over, I am fucked".

[Pachamama]

9. Bwahahaha....

This made my day....

[lunatica]

8. Hopefully she could editorialize with her signature deep down laughing

That would be one for the history books!

[yortsed snacilbuper]

6. Publisher's Summary

Publisher's Summary
Audible will record and release the findings of the Special Counsel - what is referred to in the media as The Mueller Report - if and when these findings are made available to the general public by the Attorney General of the United States or an official entity.

Audible has a history of recording and distributing public documents. This includes The 9/11 Commission Report, The Starr Report, and Pope Francis' encyclical letter on climate change and inequality, Encyclical Letter Laudato Si' of the Holy Father Francis: On Care for Our Common Home.

The Mueller Report findings will be the result of an action taken by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, in his role as Acting Attorney General for matters related to the 2016 presidential campaign (after the recusal of Attorney General Jeff Sessions). AG Rosenstein appointed Robert Mueller, former Director of the FBI, to serve as Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice (DOJ). The Special Counsel was tasked with investigating Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections, including exploring any links or coordination between President Donald J. Trump's 2016 presidential campaign and the Russian government.

Please note: Audible’s version of The Mueller Report will be free and released shortly after the document is made available by an official or sanctioned entity. For those pre-ordering, please know the release date and length of the product will shift until the report is publicly released.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

©2019 Audible, Inc. (P)2019 Audible, Inc.

The Mueller Report
The Findings of the Special Counsel Investigation
By: Robert S. Mueller III, Special Counsel's Office U.S. Department of Justice
Length: Not Yet Known
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 04-30-19
Language: English

Got the mueller audio book free today.

[Gothmog]

10. Same here

[yortsed snacilbuper]

11. I got a free copy from audible today plus a pdf.

The Mueller Report
The Findings of the Special Counsel Investigation
By: Robert S. Mueller III, Special Counsel's Office U.S. Department of Justice
Length: 19 hrs and 3 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
Release date: 04-22-19
Language: English
Publisher: Audible Studios

[TwilightZone]

12. 19 hours, summarized by Barr in a few sentences.

Hmm, what's wrong with this picture?