As if we didn't endure enough this week...

[Baitball Blogger]

Robert Kraft's massage sex tape is going to be released.

Florida prosecutors will release surveillance tape of Robert Kraft day spa visit

Prosecutors in Florida on Wednesday said they will make public the police surveillance videos from inside the Orchids of Asia Day Spa, meaning the tapes of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft and two dozen other men paying for sex.

Kraft’s attorney, William Burck, has been fighting in court to keep the videos out of public view, arguing last week that “it’s basically pornography.”

Attorneys for media companies ESPN and ABC had been arguing for the release of the tapes, citing Florida’s public records law.
‘Cannot delay the release’

https://sports.yahoo.com/florida-prosecutors-will-release-surveillance-tape-of-robert-kraft-day-spa-visit-165549403.html

[happybird]

1. Aw, man

I don't wanna see that.

In this case, I am willing to take the prosecutor's word on it. That's a phase I never thought would ever leave my lips (or fingertips).

[TheBlackAdder]

2. A New Cheese: Kraft's Holler Peen Yo Jack! -or- Kraft's Challah Peen Yo Jack!