Trump Family should adopt the cassowary as its family mascot:

[Ilsa]

https://www.gainesville.com/news/20190413/cassowary-kills-man-at-farm-near-alachua

The Gainesville Sun, Fla. — Cindy Swirko The Gainesville Sun, Fla.
April 13-- Apr. 13--A cassowary, a large emu-like flightless bird, killed a man Friday near Alachua.

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Cassowaries are native to New Guinea and parts of Australia, and are known to attack people and animals if they feel threatened.

"The cassowary is rightfully considered the most dangerous bird in the world! Each 3-toed foot has a dagger-like claw on the inner toe that is up to 4 inches (10 centimeters) long," is how the San Diego Zoo's website describes them. "The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick. Powerful legs help the cassowary run up to 31 miles per hour (50 kilometers per hour) through the dense forest underbrush."

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[LuvLoogie]

1. Please. They ain't all that. More like the cowbird

Or Zika carrying mosquitos.

[Ilsa]

2. I was really hoping Donald would startle the mascot

and its claws would come out.

[LuvLoogie]

4. I would reserve that for Jr.

Traitor Pops in a federal penitentiary dying on the phone with his lawyer.

Eric can go run Scion.

Ivanka has to get a job.

Jared gets separated from his body guards in the Middle East somewhere.

Baron lives happily ever after and makes a nice bond with his big sister Tiffany.

[NCLefty]

3. Howbout a llama or camel.. something that spits on everyone :p

... or a bird that craps on people's heads randomly...

[UTUSN]

5. K&R but animals are innocent!1

[Ilsa]

7. No animal, no cassowary need be hurt.

Just let them, with their velociraptor claws, have at the clan.

[dflprincess]

6. And it looks like a big chicken!

So appropriate.