Why did Pamela Anderson fall for Assange?

[BigmanPigman]

I read about 6 months ago that she was a big fan and today she is freaking out over his arrest. I know she loves animals in general but isn't this sympathy for this jackass a bit too much?

"I am in shock.." she tweeted. "He looks very bad. How could you Equador? (Because he exposed you). How could you UK? Of course - you are America’s (expletive) and you need a diversion from your idiotic Brexit (expletive)."
"And the USA ?" she continued. "This toxic coward of a President He needs to rally his base? - You are selfish and cruel. You have taken the entire world backwards. You are devils and liars and thieves. And you will ROTT And WE WILL RISE"."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2019/04/11/pamela-anderson-melts-down-twitter-over-julian-assanges-arrest/3433302002/

[dalton99a]

1. Maybe Pamela likes shit

[mr_lebowski]

2. When I think of 'the sharpest tools in the shed' ... Pam's very low on the list (nt)

[dhol82]

3. Maybe her boobs leaked and went to her brain?

[BigmanPigman]

5. A "boob clot"? Definite possibility.

[GoCubsGo]

17. I think she had her implants removed.

I think her marriage to Kid Schlock may have warped her.

[dhol82]

18. Maybe some of the leaked silicone made a permanent dent in her brain?

[BigmanPigman]

24. She had them removed then replaced 5 years later

but a smaller size...can't you tell?

[PeeJ52]

4. He must have a HUGE HARD...

drive... Think of all that data...

[guillaumeb]

6. Pamela Anderson might be a very nice person,

with many fine qualities, but she could easily educate herself about Julian Assange.

And, the word rot only needs one letter t.

[Blue Owl]

7. He's a thinking man's Tommy Lee

n/t

[LisaM]

8. Why did she fall for Kid Rock?

I have to seriously wonder if there was some abuse in her past that makes her go for these controlling, right-wing men (Assange had that rape charge, after all).

Tommy Lee actually seems like the best of the lot.

[xmas74]

21. She was molested as a child.

She has spoken of it in the past.

[jberryhill]

9. Noted cyberlaw/cyberwarfare expert Pamela Anderson?

[IamFortunesFool]

10. Is that a trick question?

Poor Pam doesn't have the best track record in choosing men... Only because she seems to genuinely be a nice person do I not hold things like Assange or Kid Rock to be more than poor carnal choices.... Who amongst us doesn't have taboo urges to scratch? Ms. Anderson's scratch post is just a bit more public than most... Ye without sin cast the first stone.

[Siwsan]

11. A desperate attempt to stay "relevant" and in the public eye?

Her career hasn't exactly been blazing along, lately.

[Drahthaardogs]

12. The same reason she is trying to cure Hep C with herbs.

Because she's stoooooopid!

The simplest answer is usually the best!

[dhol82]

19. There ya go.

[scrutineer]

13. Who?

[empedocles]

14. Did she 'fall' for putin, or was that Suzanne Somers?

[Fullduplexxx]

15. Why does any woman go after bad men

[dhol82]

20. Because she's stupid?

[Mendocino]

16. Why does Brian

go out with Jillian?

At least Stewie dates Penelope.

[UniteFightBack]

22. I don't even understand this. I mean she's got the toxic coward part right so let's give her that

but what does she mean he needs to rally his base? His debased base loves Ass-ange.

[NastyRiffraff]

23. She's not the brightest crayon in the box

Neither are his supporters.