Trump planning a 'Tell All' book

[crazytown]

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Trump Is Already Plotting His Post-White House Tell-All Memoir
Daily Beast

(snip) Since at least mid-2017, Trump has been talking about the post-presidential memoir he will write; or, more likely, have ghostwritten on his behalf. He is planning on it being explosive and assumes (not without reason) that it will be a New York Times bestseller. And since the early days of his administration, he has conveyed his eagerness to get started on the project.

“He sounded excited about it,” said one person who was present last year when the president made comments about writing a memoir. “He said it would sell better than even The Art of the Deal.”

Another source, who is a friend of Trump’s, said the president has casually discussed how such a book could be used to dish dirt and settle scores with his foes in the media, the Democratic Party, non-loyal Republicans, law enforcement, and even individuals in his own administration. Trump, according to this person, noted that this memoir could help “correct” the “fake news” already published in popular books and newspapers, and give him the opportunity to spin a juicy yarn on his time at the heights of power.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-white-house-the-president-is-already-plotting-his-post-presidential-tell-all-memoir

‘It would sell better than even The Art of the Deal!”

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. So all his lies could be consolidated in one place?

[crazytown]

3. Clarification: 1 Fiction, 2 Crime,

3 Psychiatric Interest

[Cartoonist]

2. The Revenge of the Orange

He has no positive message

[Turbineguy]

4. Great idea!

All the Bullshit in one place. The internet is just too big.

[crazytown]

5. Leaves of Ass: Collected Tweets Volume 1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. "Leaves of Ass"!

[Turbineguy]

8. Perfect!

[Firestorm49]

6. Will it be a coloring book?

[GoCubsGo]

9. Not much else to do when you're stuck in a prison cell.

I wonder what color crayons with which they'll provide him.

[matt819]

10. The Art of the Steal

Of course, it will have to be shelved in Fiction.

Wouldn't it be grand if libraries and bookstores (physical and online) chose not to carry it?

[Andy823]

11. Title: How I destroyed the U.S. And made millions

He will explain the whole "con job" and how Putin helped him accomplish the task.

[nolabear]

12. Wonder who's going to write it.

Nice to see he plans on not being there forever though. He’d better hurry. He’s losing words fast.

[crazytown]

14. Stephen King?

shIt

[nolabear]

15. Oh I'm sure he'd LOVE to.

He’s not kind to the Orange Menace.

[Princess Turandot]

13. Who is going to publish it? Four guys and their mimeograph machine?

Because unless a publisher is advised by an attorney who ranked even lower than Michael Cohen at the worst-law-school-in-the-country that the latter attended, I doubt that any mainstream company would come near this. Something about that willful disregard for the truth.

[jmowreader]

23. Regnery is the only house that would touch it with a 10-foot pole

[nolabear]

16. "So Long, Suckers!"

[C_U_L8R]

17. Pussygrabbing for Idiots.

Chapter One.... When you're a star, they let you do it.

Chapter Two....

Chapter Seven... How to discretely order dry bedlinen in Moscow

[Snake Plissken]

18. Who will bother reading a book that is supposedly written by someone ...

who never even read the first book he supposedly wrote?

[sinkingfeeling]

19. Sorry Donnie, but "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" is

already taken.

[NastyRiffraff]

20. I honestly thought this was The Onion

until I remembered how vindictive Trump is. This would be a way of sticking it to his "enemies." Of course, it would be a pack of lies, but it would probably sell.

[Paladin]

21. Hold on, let me check on something.

Nope, it's confirmed: I couldn't possibly give less of a shit about this.

[Totally Tunsie]

22. We are also eager

for this jackass to get started on his POST-PRESIDENTIAL memoir. Can't happen soon enough.

(snip) Since at least mid-2017, Trump has been talking about the post-presidential memoir he will write; or, more likely, have ghostwritten on his behalf. He is planning on it being explosive and assumes (not without reason) that it will be a New York Times bestseller. And since the early days of his administration, he has conveyed his eagerness to get started on the project.

[UniteFightBack]

24. This sounds great except for the little detail of everything he says is a lie. nt