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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:12 AM Apr 2019

Saudis Offer To Help Julian Assange Exit Embassy


Citing their expertise in "sneaking people out of embassies", representatives of Prince Mohammed Bin Salman are reportedly in talks to render their unique assistance in removing Julian Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy in London.

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Saudis Offer To Help Julian Assange Exit Embassy (Original Post) jberryhill Apr 2019 OP
Fuckers Shell_Seas Apr 2019 #1
This has to be The Onion. watoos Apr 2019 #2
no, it has to be jberryhill, all by his bad self. unblock Apr 2019 #4
Very credible! 🤥 California_Republic Apr 2019 #5
If it's what you say it is, I love it! comradebillyboy Apr 2019 #3
Bwahahaha! WheelWalker Apr 2019 #8
It may be a bit over the top, watoos Apr 2019 #6
Search them for bone saws first. CentralMass Apr 2019 #7
FED-X will deliver the tools inside the embassy NCjack Apr 2019 #12
in how many pieces? tinrobot Apr 2019 #9
GOOD ONE! HAB911 Apr 2019 #10
DUers are in form today malaise Apr 2019 #11
Okay, you got me, jberryhill. Hugin Apr 2019 #13
Mexicans could have already dug a tunnel to get him out. JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2019 #14
He could have dug himself out by this time... hunter Apr 2019 #21
Saudis call it the Khashoggi extraction lunatica Apr 2019 #15
The Golden Girls approve! FakeNoose Apr 2019 #16
The Onion....? AJT Apr 2019 #17
No. It's jberryhill joking around and pulling our leg. lunatica Apr 2019 #18
The Saudis know how to cut to the chase Generic Other Apr 2019 #19
U.S. President approves. moondust Apr 2019 #20
 

watoos

(7,142 posts)
6. It may be a bit over the top,
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:26 AM
Apr 2019

but anything that keeps the spotlight on what the Saudis did is fine with me.

NCjack

(10,279 posts)
12. FED-X will deliver the tools inside the embassy
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 10:58 AM
Apr 2019

and will take the product boxes out for shipments all over the globe.

Hugin

(33,164 posts)
13. Okay, you got me, jberryhill.
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 11:36 AM
Apr 2019


I can see the panel van pulling up at the embassy with the words "Discreet Embassy Removals Are Our Specialty.", and "Mums The Word." painted on the side.



JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,350 posts)
14. Mexicans could have already dug a tunnel to get him out.
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 11:47 AM
Apr 2019

With the tunnel escape vehicle created from an old BSA motorbike.

He's already got the motorcycle jacket, so he's ready.




hunter

(38,317 posts)
21. He could have dug himself out by this time...
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 03:28 PM
Apr 2019

... using nothing more than a purloined teaspoon, tossing the dirt out with the cat litter.

I think poor little Assange *likes* it there.

moondust

(19,993 posts)
20. U.S. President approves.
Fri Apr 5, 2019, 02:09 PM
Apr 2019

Mr. Assange is believed to possess sensitive information that must be protected by the team of Sawdi experts.

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