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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSaudis Offer To Help Julian Assange Exit Embassy
Citing their expertise in "sneaking people out of embassies", representatives of Prince Mohammed Bin Salman are reportedly in talks to render their unique assistance in removing Julian Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy in London.
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Saudis Offer To Help Julian Assange Exit Embassy (Original Post)
jberryhill
Apr 2019
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Shell_Seas
(3,334 posts)1. Fuckers
watoos
(7,142 posts)2. This has to be The Onion.
unblock
(52,253 posts)4. no, it has to be jberryhill, all by his bad self.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)5. Very credible! 🤥
Nice one
comradebillyboy
(10,154 posts)3. If it's what you say it is, I love it!
WheelWalker
(8,955 posts)8. Bwahahaha!
watoos
(7,142 posts)6. It may be a bit over the top,
but anything that keeps the spotlight on what the Saudis did is fine with me.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)7. Search them for bone saws first.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)12. FED-X will deliver the tools inside the embassy
and will take the product boxes out for shipments all over the globe.
tinrobot
(10,903 posts)9. in how many pieces?
HAB911
(8,904 posts)10. GOOD ONE!
malaise
(269,054 posts)11. DUers are in form today
Hugin
(33,164 posts)13. Okay, you got me, jberryhill.
I can see the panel van pulling up at the embassy with the words "Discreet Embassy Removals Are Our Specialty.", and "Mums The Word." painted on the side.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,350 posts)14. Mexicans could have already dug a tunnel to get him out.
With the tunnel escape vehicle created from an old BSA motorbike.
He's already got the motorcycle jacket, so he's ready.
hunter
(38,317 posts)21. He could have dug himself out by this time...
... using nothing more than a purloined teaspoon, tossing the dirt out with the cat litter.
I think poor little Assange *likes* it there.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)15. Saudis call it the Khashoggi extraction
No one will ever find you.
FakeNoose
(32,645 posts)16. The Golden Girls approve!
AJT
(5,240 posts)17. The Onion....?
lunatica
(53,410 posts)18. No. It's jberryhill joking around and pulling our leg.
Generic Other
(28,979 posts)19. The Saudis know how to cut to the chase
so to speak.
moondust
(19,993 posts)20. U.S. President approves.
Mr. Assange is believed to possess sensitive information that must be protected by the team of Sawdi experts.