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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBroken News: Trump Removes Ban on DDT!
Washinton, DC, 5 April, 2019
US Threatened by Flying Hordes from Mexico - DDT to Stop Migration
After learning that countless millions of invaders are poised to cross the Mexican Border by air, President Donald J. Trump immediately issued an Executive order removing the decades-old ban on the pesticide DDT. In an impromptu press briefing, Trump stated: "Look, I am the only Monarch in the United States. We can't have flying Monarchs invading our nation. As soon as I saw this story on the Twitter, I issued this executive order. Look at it! We'll have no Monarchs from Mexico here. "
One reporter asked the President why he wanted to kill harmless butterflies. Trump said, as he stomped out of the room: "No goddamn Monarchs are getting into the United States! Period. I am the Monarch here!"
malaise
(269,054 posts)because "I am the Monarch here" - hilarious.
Now stop those fucking butterflies.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)MineralMan
(146,317 posts)Donwald won't get the joke, I predict.
malaise
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(35,077 posts)Firestorm49
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(146,317 posts)safeinOhio
(32,688 posts)Hospice.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)I'm sure.