What other noises cause cancer?

[Goodheart]

My dog just barked and woke me from my nap.... which was aggravating enough but now I'm worried that she gave me cancer, too. I might have to send her to the pound.

And when my wife comes home I'll have to tell her I didn't turn on the washing machine. Didn't bother to even load it, because what's the point?

[Guilded Lilly]

1. Dunno, but the Sound of the Cretin's voice causes stomach cramps and mild mouth vomiting.

[Goodheart]

3. Susan Collins's voice always sends me automatically to the MUTE button

Maybe the human body has some built-in defense mechanisms against sound-induced cancer?

At any rate, cancer sucks. Must tear down all those wind turbines NOW! Also, if we block too much wind the gusts can't fight global warming. Wouldn't want to be a hypocrite.

[Miigwech]

2. The noise from the chemical plant next to your neighborhood?

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Country Hip Hop

Okay, maybe not cancer-causing, but some things just shouldn't be meshed...

[shanny]

5. tRump blather, I think

[raccoon]

6. It causes brain cancer. nt

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[RT Atlanta]

7. leaf blowers

well, maybe not cancer, but the god-damned about of noise pollution emanating from those machines in my part of Atlanta kills me. My neighborhood has gentrified to an affluent and mostly white hood and no one - seemingly but me a few other hold outs - can do their own yard work any more and no one knows how to use a fucking rake.

Besides the noise pollution, there are exceptions from gas emissions requirements, for virtually all lawn care equipment.

blah...

donnie t's bleeting and redundant voice is likely to cause headaches, if not cancer.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Listning to assholes can be an irritant

I don't know if it causes cancer, though.

[leftyladyfrommo]

9. The ice cream truck bell.

That's really dangerous.

[Dirty Socialist]

10. The sound of a tickertape machine

Crunching out Monsanto stock updates.

[Raven]

11. The wind. It's gusting up to 50 mph here...I'm gonna DIE!!!!!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

12. What are we going to do when summer gets here and everyone turns on a

FAN ??????????????????

[backscatter712]

13. The sound of Trump's voice...