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nycbos

(6,034 posts)
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 07:03 PM Apr 2019

Christ May Have Benefited From Father's Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role.

NEW HAVEN, CT—In a groundbreaking new report on one of the most revered figures in religious history, top biblical scholars published findings Monday that suggest Jesus Christ may have relied on the influence of His well-connected father, God, to land His powerful role as Lord and Savior to mankind.

Examining evidence from the Gospels, as well as recently unearthed ancient Christian and Gnostic texts, researchers at Yale Divinity School concluded that Christ’s close familial relationship to the Creator of Heaven and Earth likely contributed to His meteoric rise from obscure carpenter to high-level divinity, giving Him a leg up over candidates who may have been more qualified for a position within the Holy Trinity.

“The selection of Jesus to become the Messiah appears to be a clear-cut case of nepotism,” said noted theologian and report co-author Philip Baxter, who remarked that in first-century Judea, it was widely believed John the Baptist was the frontrunner to sit at the right hand of the Father. “Until the age of 30, Christ’s only employment had been as a laborer with His stepfather’s woodworking business. So we must ask: How does someone with no background in management suddenly get put in charge of a 12-apostle team? And how exactly does a person with no prior experience as a monarch get appointed King of Kings?”

“God likes to claim He moves in mysterious ways, but there doesn’t seem to be too much mystery here at all,” Baxter continued. “This looks like blatant favoritism.”

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Christ May Have Benefited From Father's Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role. (Original Post) nycbos Apr 2019 OP
I love the Onion Gothmog Apr 2019 #1
In this case, Carmelized Onion. WheelWalker Apr 2019 #3
Divine Nepotism, that's what it is. milestogo Apr 2019 #2
Yep, all the way! Wounded Bear Apr 2019 #5
Lazy bastard should have worked his way up like the rest of us! smirkymonkey Apr 2019 #4
The Holy Spirit was quoted as saying... JHB Apr 2019 #6
When you age whiskey in a barrel part of it evaporates. nycbos Apr 2019 #7

milestogo

(16,829 posts)
2. Divine Nepotism, that's what it is.
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 07:08 PM
Apr 2019

Hey what about the Holy Spirit? Supposedly well connected to the other two.

JHB

(37,161 posts)
6. The Holy Spirit was quoted as saying...
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 07:28 PM
Apr 2019

"It's always been like that. I do all the heavy lifting, and They take all the recognition. I don't even have an image, I just get depicted as a halo or a bird. Them? People recognize Them anywhere. Paintings, sculpture, even toast and wall mold, and people declare a frikkin miracle.

Is it any wonder my name became another word for booze?"

nycbos

(6,034 posts)
7. When you age whiskey in a barrel part of it evaporates.
Mon Apr 1, 2019, 07:39 PM
Apr 2019

That I am told is called "the angels share." Now I know why.

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