Hear me out on this one....

[Aviation Pro]

....because it's a tinfoil duzy.

We know that Akins the Moron^TM and Eddie the Fucking Rapist Enabler Parasite^TM are joined at the hip over the abortion language (forcible, legitimate, illegitimate), the question is why? Why would any thinking person need to codify rape as anything but rape?

How long has the Parasite been in D.C.? How long has he been a darling of the Racist Inbred Tea Garglers^TM? Think there might have been something unsavory in his past? Maybe something forced that was covered up?

I'm beginning to think that Eddie is a fucking rapist and his victim is out there somewhere. And that language is not there by accident.

Be worth a Pulitzer to the intrepid reporter who digs it up.

[Arctic Dave]

1. Maybe he had JoPa's number on speed dial.

I think both have some serious emotional issues against women.

[quinnox]

2. jesus, that is a hell of a lot of tinfoil

I'd believe that just as soon as I believed we never landed on the moon.

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Geaux AvPro . . .

I think you're on to something!

[2pooped2pop]

4. I think they are just laying groundwork

so wives can be raped at the discretion of their husbands.

[Chorophyll]

5. It's always possible but I think this language around rape

is just a huge misogynistic/Christianist dog whistle. "Vote for us and we'll make sure women are stuck at home with kids and not working at the jobs that men are supposed to have." It's not unlike their coded racism.

[plcdude]

6. It really all comes down to

the belief that at conception a human being exists. It doesn't matter how conception occurs whether through consensual intercourse, incest, rape, or in vitro fertilization the immediate result of sperm penetrating the egg is a human being not a potential human life form but a human being with all the rights of any other human being. This is, however, neither supported by religion, science, or law. It is an unfounded opinion/belief. It is a truly over simplification of a complex issue (human life) that results in an inaccurate understanding of the reality of human life itself. It binds the simple who believe this viewpoint to horrendous conclusions as seen by the current politicians and even the Republican Party itself.

[Aviation Pro]

7. Shamelessly bumping this...

...because of the recent fucking stupid statement by Eddie the Fucking Rapist Enabler Parasite^TM.

I thought I had my tongue firmly in cheek with the OP, now I'm not so sure.