Melanie: "Three main pillars" of Be Best are "well-being, social media use, and opioid abuse"

[Miles Archer]

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Melania says the "three main pillars" of Be Best are "well-being, social media use, and opioid abuse" 🙃

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[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. I always be best when I abuse of the opiods. nt

[dewsgirl]

29. Me too.😉

[patricia92243]

2. Two years to get a "platform." ???

[Brother Buzz]

5. It was hard work chasing down unused pillars

The orange anus already used the two Corinthians columns

[GaYellowDawg]

22. LOL!!! That is genius!!!

I bow in your direction!

[MLAA]

27. Good one

2 Corinthians leather...ahhh the luxury

[lunatica]

30. LOL!

[customerserviceguy]

13. Arm candy

is picked partially on lack of brainpower.

[Maru Kitteh]

33. And he openly stated that is what he picked this one for. After he "let" Ivana

get involved in business, he stated he "felt sorry" for her, because he made her into all she could be, like a project, and then he got bored with her because she was done.

That's why he had to fuck Marla Maples.



But she was way too not obedient, so

BOOBLANIA! Wife who do not speak so too much talking very nice.

[Aristus]

3. So I've been wrong this whole time?

When some young kid comes in to the clinic with an unremarkable medical history, normal vital signs, and in no evident distress, and insists: "I gotta have Percocet, man! It's the only thing that works!", it's because he wants to Be Best?

Who knew?

[treestar]

4. Does she mean avoiding opiod abuse?

If it's about the children, then opiod abuse seems a strange pillar.

[athena]

20. Since it's now OK to drop the definite article,

it’s obviously OK to drop random words as well.

[underpants]

36. Yeah there's a vague positive, a neutral WTH, and a negative (I'm guessing)

'It's the circle of life.

[karynnj]

6. This is word salad! There is no coherent theme here at all

What does "opioid abuse" have to do with helping children. Also, it is hard to get much more vague than "well being". Not to mention, she mostly framed social media use in the context of "bullying" - which is how the person she is married to uses it.

I wonder if the entire "well being" is how her brain distorted Michelle Obama's always well thought out, meaningful programs --

[customerserviceguy]

14. She can be forgiven

on the grounds that English is not her first language. And, that she's a bimbo.

[Ilsa]

17. She has assistants that could vet her speech for her.

I'm not giving her or her staff a pass on this.

[customerserviceguy]

19. Imagine for a moment

knowing that you're way smarter than the person you work for, but that person is so high up, you dare not point out stupidity. I feel a bit sorry for her staff, but then I remember who they signed up to serve.

[politicaljunkie41910]

25. Michelle introduced a program to get kids moving, exercising and eating healthy by planting

a garden with the children's help and teaching them to want to eat healthy foods. So what did Melania do? When she finally decided to relocate from New York (which she didn't really want to do), she came in an bulldozed over the garden, her first week there. The garden wasn't for her, it was to teach the children to like vegetables, by growing them themselves. Then she comes up with this incoherent name for her Platform for children, "Be Best". Now if Michelle Obama had come into Washington, DC and introduced a program called "Be Best", they would have called her ignorant, and illiterate. But no one dare say that to Melania, although that's what everyone is thinking since she launched it.

Actually, I read that her assistant told her it made her sound illiterate and suggested she change it, and she said, "No". She said that the suggestion made by the assistant was too close to her husband's platform. Funny, I can't even remember what it was, the assistant suggested, but at the time, I thought the assistant was right and Melania is just too stubborn, and too proud, to take constructive criticism. So "Be Best" it is, although everyone is laughing at her behind her back, because it sounds ignorant. So she spends tons of money to send her child to a private school in Maryland, and her Platform as First Lady, is incoherent, and behind her back, everyone is laughing at her. Her child seems withdrawn, and you never see him with children of his own age, so perhaps she better keep an eye on him, because he seems withdrawn, and a likely candidate for opioid abuse.

[fierywoman]

26. She's been here for 20+ years and married to a supposed "billionaire" for at least 14

years-- if such things mattered to her she could have studied English and learned to speak it impeccably. But apparently only the latest pair of $800 shoes matters to her.

[Autumn]

7. Be Best pillars, plastic surgery for "well-being, bully everyone on social media and do

adderall because it's *not addictive* at all.

on adderall not being addictive.

[7wo7rees]

11. Like vitamins

[NRaleighLiberal]

8. #beconfused !! #begonesoon we hope. #bemarriedtohumantrash

[MissB]

9. So she's describing her husband?

Well being? Nope, he’s not a well person

Social media use? Yeah, he tweets a lot

Opioid abuse? Hmmm....

[LonePirate]

10. Why not alcohol abuse or cocaine abuse or child abuse or firearm abuse?

She doesn’t care about any of this and is only doing it because it is tradition for First Ladies to have a cause to champion.

[Iterate]

12. I am so, so, sorry for ever insulting Nancy Reagan.

I though expensive new red dishes, astrology, and "Just Say No" were peak vanity, shallowness, and vacuousness. This is failing a 4th grade poster project.

[underpants]

37. Failing 4th grade poster project

thanks for my morning giggle. You nailed it.

[onethatcares]

15. that was one hell of a long

runway. I wonder who had the horse hooves going "clop'clop'clop" as she walked that far.

Farking unreality teevee bullshit. And everyone applauded her.........................or they lost their jobs.

[Solly Mack]

16. So blog about how good I feel while high?

[Totally Tunsie]

18. May I ask why we're revisiting this almost a year later?

It's dated May 7, 2018.

[Celerity]

35. Beat me to it

[Crunchy Frog]

21. I can't blame her for the opioid abuse.

I'd do the same in her situation.

[Initech]

23. Why not condemn all abuses in all forms?

[dalton99a]

24. Do all three

[mr_lebowski]

28. There's a certain R-word I wish I was still allowed to use that's so appropriate ...

If only it were still 20 years ago

Dang ...

So how about ... this is IDIOTIC?

[Maru Kitteh]

39. RIDIOTIC.

Like FUGLY.

How's that.

[mr_lebowski]

40. Nice! (nt)

[Mike Nelson]

31. She should talk...

… about cosmetic surgery and make-up. Why can't she lend some of her experts to her husband?

[rusty quoin]

32. Be Breast.

[gtar100]

34. Still brainstorming, that's good. Keep going.

Good to see you writing them down so you don't forget the good ones.

[Maru Kitteh]

38. Could somebody PLEASE teach this BIMBOT how to speak ENGLISH?