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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIf you want a laugh-out-loud read re: Devin Nunes
you will seriously enjoy Dana Milbank's column today. The puns are glorious! I was driving my husband crazy over coffee this morning with my howling.
https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2019/03/20/dana-milbank-devin-nunes/
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)And they are trying to blame Democrats...
Green New Deal fears: Will AOC rustle our cows?
Iowa cows need to be immediately branded with GPS trackers so Whiny Nunes can monitor ALL cows from his California residence to make sure his Iowa cows are safe.
leftieNanner
(15,143 posts)before those nasty Republicans come for them.
Can I buy cow futures on the stock market?
Doesn't this go against my Second Amendment rights for a "well cow-ed militia"?
Archae
(46,343 posts)Nunes is trying to pretend Trump is udder-ly blameless, and Moo-ler is trying to milk this for all it's worth.
Nunes' lawsuit has a rather cheesy premise, though.
leftieNanner
(15,143 posts)I might have a beef with you here.
Archae
(46,343 posts)IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)leftieNanner
(15,143 posts)ru-mooooo-nate?
Wounded Bear
(58,698 posts)leftieNanner
(15,143 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)The Nunes lawsuit states: "Like Devin Nunes' Mom, Devin Nunes' cow engaged a vicious defamation campaign against Nunes that lasted over a year. Devin Nunes' cow has made, published and republished hundreds of false and defamatory statements of and concerning Nunes, including the following: Nunes is a 'treasonous cowpoke' 'Devin's boots are full of manure. He's udder-ly worthless and its pasture time to move him to prison.'" (The cow, revealing its true species, spelled "move" as "mooove."