"Man gets appointed by a deputy and he writes a report, you know. Man gets appointed by a deputy..."

[Miles Archer]

“No collusion, I have no idea when it will be released,” the president said. “It’s interesting that a man gets appointed by a deputy and he writes a report, you know, never figured that one out. Man gets appointed by a deputy and he writes a report.”

“I had the greatest electoral victory in the history in the country, tremendous success,” Trump added. “Tens of millions of voters and now somebody’s going to write a report who never got a vote. We’ll see what the report says. Let’s see if it’s fair. I have no idea when it’s going to be released.”

“This was on election night in 2016, everything red is ISIS,” said Trump in response to a reporter’s question, pointing to a map. “Now on the bottom, that’s the exact same, there is no red. In fact, there’s actually a tiny spot which will be gone by tonight.” Trump said he’d received the map twenty minutes prior to his appearance, and returned to the topic of the Mueller probe.

“I just won an election with 63 million votes or so, 63 million. I had 206 to 223 in the electoral college, 306 to 223, and I’m saying to myself, ‘wait a minute, I just won one of the greatest elections of all time in the history of this country,’ and even you will admit that and now I have someone writing a report that never got a vote?” Trump said. “It’s called the Mueller report. So explain that because my voters don’t get it, and I don’t get it.”

“I think it’s ridiculous, but I want to see the report, and you know who wants to see it? Tens of millions of people that love the fact that we have the greatest economy we’ve ever had,” Trump went on. “I’m going to Ohio right now and they’re going to close the plant and it’s where they make the tanks and it was going to be closed and I stopped them from closing it and now it’s thriving and doing great, and the people of Ohio, they like Trump because I’ve done a great job in Ohio and I’ve done a great job all over the country and that’s what the people want to hear.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/dont-get-trump-unleashes-angry-confused-rant-attacking-mueller-white-house-lawn/

[Faux pas]

1. Like my dad used to say:

rattle on rattle ASS.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. .............

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[Docreed2003]

3. +1

[underpants]

4. Stealing this

[lunatica]

6. I like the dinosaur logo on the plate

I’m sure Hillary’s name is in there somewhere.

[GWC58]

5. Pretty sure my

neighbors heard my yelling at the tv; “fuck you Trump! You lying piece of shit!” Good lord I hate that fucking piece of shit WITH A PASSION!!!! 😡😡😡😡

[happybird]

7. Oh my gosh

I thought this was The Onion. Seriously.
He's nuts.

[malaise]

8. "I had the greatest electoral victory in the history in the country, tremendous success,"

YOU DID NOT MF!

[Poiuyt]

10. "I just won one of the greatest elections of all time in the history of this country"

What does that even mean?

[malaise]

12. Nothing really since Dems obliterated him in the mid-terms

but I guess he's spewing the usual shit lie about 2016

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. It means that he thinks having ten million more vote against him...

Than voted FOR him is somehow a huge victory.

Just remember, he makes up his own reality every second of every day.

[Leghorn21]

9. Yeah, but I dug his poster:

[Arkansas Granny]

11. Rumor has it that Devin Nunes' Cow now has more followers on Twitter than Devin Nunes.

[malaise]

13. ROFL

[Leghorn21]

14. Not a rumor, Granny!

Nunes: 31.2K

Nunes’ Cow: 428.4K

[GoCubsGo]

15. Not a rumor.

It's a fact. He's already pushing 430K followers. He picked up nearly 20K in the past hour alone.

[PatSeg]

16. What the hell did he say?

What was all that about closing a plant where they make tanks, but he stopped them and now it's thriving? And what were those electoral college figures? 206 to 223 and 306 to 223?

Oh god, my brain hurts!

[TwilightZone]

17. A lot of people still wholeheartedly support this buffoon.

Millions and millions of people.

The mind boggles.

[spanone]

18. HE MEANS A REPUBLICAN ATTORNEY GENERAL APPOINTED A REPUBLICAN SPECIAL COUNSEL

[jcgoldie]

20. Wait why can't Bob Mueller vote again?

Jesus what a shitshow.