If Lindsey Graham Was A Dog, He'd Be A...

[TrollBuster9090]

...a snarling chihuahua. Don't you agree?



You can't deny that THIS performance looks like a snarling chihuahua!

Let's face it, when John McCain was still alive, Graham hung around him like that little chihuahua that hung around with SPIKE in the Warner Bros. cartoons... Graham liked to prove he's tough by hanging around with a genuine war hero. He even went so far as to join the USAF JAG, so this whiney little lawyer could have a uniform to put on.

But now that McCain is gone, he's been looking for a new ALPHA MALE to hang around with. So he's been putting on a show of growling on TV to prove he's worthy of a spot in the Trump Administration. Goes on CNN and tells Nicole Wallace "I don't GIVE A SHIT" if you don't like my supporting Trump. He puts on a growling chihuahua act at the Kavanaugh hearings to impress Trump.

But the ultimate irony is, Trump is such a superficial asshole, that he'd NEVER put Graham in his Administration because he's too short and squeaky. Trump fired Janet Yellen from the Federal Reserve because she was 'too short.' So, you may as well give it up, Lindsey. You're just not cool enough to hang around with THAT particular alpha male asshat.

[lindysalsagal]

1. hyena. Cowardly scroungers, all. No honor, just stealing other's scraps.

[TrollBuster9090]

3. Hah! Yes, even better! nt

[TrollBuster9090]

9. A DINGO ATE MY INTEGRITY! nt

[True Blue American]

14. Fits Lindsey.

[John Fante]

16. Hyenas are apex predators in one if the harshest environments on earth.

They regularly compete with friggin lions for food, which proves their bravery. They hunt the vast majority of their meals and scavenge less frequently than lions. Their intelligence rivals primates, and their ability to absorb punishment is legendary.

Comparing these under-appreciated creatures to a servile piece of trash like Lindsay Graham is an insult.

[lindysalsagal]

18. OK, but they're followers, pack animals, opportunists.

[John Fante]

22. Lions are followers, pack animals, and opportunists too

yet they're considered the epitome of bravery. I don't get it. They're no braver than hyenas.

[lindysalsagal]

23. Yes, but we like lions....We hate hyenas.

[John Fante]

24. Because lions are beautiful and majestic. No other reason really.

You're ugly-shaming hyenas! 😂

[lilactime]

2. Don't insult chihuahuas.

[TrollBuster9090]

4. Haha! True enough! nt

[onecaliberal]

5. He could never be a dog. They are loyal and the very definition of pure love

[phylny]

29. My thought exactly.

Chloe (left) says, "Blake is part chihuahua and my bestest friend since Jack, my first best friend, passed away. Rush Limbaugh couldn't even sniff my, or Blake's, ass."

[onecaliberal]

33. So cute! ❤️

[procon]

6. He's more like the personification of a crowing Banty Rooster cartoon. nt

[Kurt V.]

7. You're in for trouble. :)

[TrollBuster9090]

8. From Chihuahua lovers?

I got into trouble when I said Britt Hume looked like a basset hound. They had a point, it was an insult to basset hounds. I also got in trouble when I said Sean Hannity looked like an oilier version of Lou Costello. Again, an insult to Costello.

Fair enough, I deserve what vitriol I get.

[Kurt V.]

11. yes. from Chihuahua lovers like me. but your reply knocked the

vitrol right out of me. brit hume..

[lunatica]

25. A Chihuahua would sent Lindsey screaming under his bed in abject terror!

The reason I love Chihuahuas is their attitude!! They make up for everything with that attitude!

[lindysalsagal]

10. Whatever meager redeeming qualities he ever had died with John McCain.

[True Blue American]

15. Inviting Ivanka and Jared to the Funeral

Finished me with Lindsey when John had specifically told them Trumps were not welcome.

[ZZenith]

12. This gets the gist of it, though the dog is much more attractive-

[juxtaposed]

13. He's a frigged lap dog

[magicarpet]

17. Chihuahua,.. much too rugged,...

Graham is more like a fuzzy yapping poodle,.. who thinks he is smart, sassy, and cool.....

[smirkymonkey]

19. He wouldn't be a dog. Dogs are too cool. He'd be a Honey Badger.

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[Autumn]

20. No. The fucker could never even come close to being any breed of dog. nt

[sinkingfeeling]

21. Aren't most lap dogs toy poodles?

[spanone]

26. I've got a snarling chihuahua and when she's not snarling she's got a huge heart which is 99%

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. He wouldn't be a dog at all. Dogs are honorable animals.

[True Dough]

28. He'd be a flea-ridden mongrel

In need of a distemper shot.

[DavidDvorkin]

30. Southern Bumlicker.

[ProudLib72]

31. Whichever-the-hell dog he is

I hope he has worms and lots of them. Heartworms especially.


Or maybe he is one of the worms that live on the dog?!

[MFGsunny]

32. .... a bitch. That is all!

[hvn_nbr_2]

34. Graham is a squawking parrot who likes to do pitbull cosplay. nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

35. A leg humping chihuahua