Please note this changed tornado rating scale

[dixiegrrrrl]

F-3 has lower wind speed on this scale, for example.

[The Truth Is Here]

1. I suggest a new category EF-6

Winds > 225 and beyond - with the damage labelled as "HOLY SHIT"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. And then, as climate change produces ever stronger winds,

we can have EF-7, Winds > 275 mph, and call it "APOCALYPTIC".

I thought about putting the rofl smilie here, but thought that might be a bit insensitive to people who actually live where they have tornadoes.

[The Truth Is Here]

3. I live by a tornado alley

So the eastern plains get it all the time, so not insensitive to me.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

5. I used to live in Kansas,

which is part of Tornado Alley. Although I now live in New Mexico, where tornadoes rarely occur, I am all-too aware of how destructive they can be.

So I wanted to make a joke and yet not be too mean. Thanks for saying it wouldn't be insensitive to you.

[lpbk2713]

4. 225 mph and above BOKYAG

Bend Over and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye