I am following Wonkette's live feed of the Cohen hearings, and I'm dying....

[ehrnst]

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And why was that Stormy Daniels reimbursement paid out over 12 months, Mr. Cohen?

Well you see, sir, we were committing a crime, at the direction of the president ...

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HIGGINS: YOU ARE JUST TRYIN' TO BE FAMOUS!

COHEN: I've been going on TV since 2011.

HIGGINS: WELL MISTER HIGGINS HAS NEVER HEARD OF YA, GOOD SIR!

Guys, we have a Gohmert-level dumbass here, and his name is @RepClayHiggins

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.@RepClayHiggins with the good questions:

HIGGINS: You said yore documents you brought today came from boxes! Where the boxes? Are they in the gaaaa-rage?

COHEN: Um, at my house?

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Mark Meadows: DID YEW LAAAAH ON A FORRRRM???

Somewhere, Jared Kushner is BBQing dissidents with MBS.

[octoberlib]

1. Btw, Rep. Clay Higgins has been married 4 times

was once sued for $140,000 in unpaid child support, and resigned from two police agencies after brutality, breach of ethics allegations.

Republicans elect garbage.

[enough]

2. Wow, thanks for that history, I missed that. NT

[secondwind]

7. Wow!

[CatWoman]

3. KICK, GOOD SIR!!!

[Reader Rabbit]

4. K&R

Wonkette is a national treasure!

[Hekate]

5. Kicking for Wonkette

[smirkymonkey]

6. K&R

God, they are all such uneducated rednecks! No wonder that party is such a clusterfuck.

[CatWoman]

8. another kick for the ex law enforcement officer with the vapors