The perfect response to Ivanka

[SHRED]

Link to tweet

[marble falls]

1. She really needs to wake up in Bangladesh one morning on a cot with one set of clothes ...

no money, no cash.

[AJT]

2. and the fact she has no actual skill set.

[marble falls]

3. That's her own self inflicted handicap.

[lunatica]

12. No so!!

Rich daddyism takes years of sacrificial dedication to hone into a seamless lifestyle of image perfection!

Being daddy’s little girl entails subjugation and complete suppression of any free thinking or rebelliousness or temperament. Becoming a plastic pretty little sweetly smiling doll for daddy to be proud of takes never ending practice and training. Perfection takes hard work, plastic surgery and ever increasing Botox, shackled to never ending dieting. Just ask Melania, the perfect Stepford wife. She’s had to maintain her plastic face and body for when he wants her to pose nude on his jet or piano.

Really! How mean of you!

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. That would be the ONE realty show worth watching.

If there was a god, I would pray for this to happen.

[marble falls]

9. I'd like her to be a single mother in NYC in an efficiency only $500 left over from her paycheck ...

from housecleaning Trumpish sorts of homes pays her rent because her husband is in prison for four or five years.

Then maybe she wouldn't be so eager to diminish how her circumstances influenced "her" successes.

She was failure proof. If the billionaire Trump only put a million dollars into an annuity to start paying out at 21 when she was born, she's be still be in amomg the richest of this planet. And not paying very much tax, either.

[Fritz Walter]

8. And no phone -- smart or 'dumb'

No access to Twitter
No way to call her daddy
No selfies
No checking up on Jared, or vice versa
No attention from anyone.

She wouldn't last an hour!

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Remember the racists in Twilight Zone the Movie (Vic Morrow) & Watermellon Man (Godfrey Cambridge)?

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That would be perfect for her. No money, no place to live, no job and a native Bangladeshi from a poor caste.


NSFW videos below, how each racist ended up living the lives of the people they've abused:

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[crazycatlady]

13. no, she should work in the factories that made her clothes

[dixiegrrrrl]

18. ferget the cot

let her work on her own to get one.

[marble falls]

21. Cut some bambo and build one. Like everybody else.

[Fuzzpope]

23. And a missing kidney, sold for food money.

[IronLionZion]

4. Big difference between liberals and conservatives

at least our wealthy folks (Kennedys, Kerry, Buffett, Dayton, Warner, etc.) try to be for the people even if they're not of the people. Republicans could care less about normal people.

[sandensea]

5. Americans don't like self-righteous trust fund babies either.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

6. What gall from someone who was given everything she has......

like her father, Ivanka Trump was GIVEN everything she has. She has NEVER had to work 40 plus hours a week, 2 jobs at the same time to make ends meet, or give up something so that the family did not have to go without something essential like food, clothing, heat, shelter.

Americans who are struggling do not want to have to rely on others to subsist, but they do. They are also willing to pay forward to make sure others do not have to suffer as they are. Ivanka is CLUELESS regarding American workers and workers in countries who work 14 hours a day and paid pennies on the dollar per hour to make her and her father's crappy designer knockoffs.

[Martin Eden]

10. Also, people actually have to work for their $15 minimum wage

The only "given" is that rich assholes will do everything they can to keep grabbing the biggest piece of the pie, even when that means leaving crumbs for millions of workers without whom the wealth of our economy could never have been generated.

[Farmer-Rick]

14. Well said

[elleng]

15. THIS is the perfect response:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
?Verified account

As a person who actually worked for tips & hourly wages in my life, instead of having to learn about it 2nd-hand, I can tell you that most people want to be paid enough to live.

A living wage isn’t a gift, it’s a right. Workers are often paid far less than the value they create.

[FakeNoose]

19. +1 Rec for AOC

[Pepsidog]

16. Marie Antoinette could not have said it better.

[calimary]

22. Maybe she's Marie Antoinette reincarnated?

[ck4829]

25. Very possible

[Alwaysna]

17. I'd like to give her an ill-fitting orange jumpsuit and

A different environment. Will she pull a Paris Hilton and refuse to eat because she's worried about paparazzi publishing a picture of her on the crapper?

[Haggis for Breakfast]

20. Please, Barbie Trump --

STOP SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF AMERICANS.

YOU are NOT one of US.

[Raster]

27. Kremlin Barbie* says what?

[ck4829]

24. Kick

[muriel_volestrangler]

26. "Ivanka comes out in favour of 100% inheritance tax"

Link to tweet

(that's the Financial Times US Markets editor bringing the snark)

[GopherGal]

28. So those lines of people at the convenience store when Powerball gets big?

... all applying for a cashier position, I suppose.