Twitter user "Ceeks" WINS TODAY'S INTERNET for response to Trump's 4th of July MAGAt rally

[Miles Archer]

Donald J. Trump
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@realDonaldTrump

HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th. It will be called “A Salute To America” and will be held at the Lincoln Memorial. Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!

5:43 AM - 24 Feb 2019

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ceeks
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@70Ceeks

Replying to @realDonaldTrump

invent halloween next dipshit

6:09 AM - 24 Feb 2019

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[watoos]

1. Hope that doesn't conflict with our town's

annual 4th of July parade? Maybe Trump should pick another date to hold "his" 4th of July parade?

[Liberal In Texas]

2. and in case there was any doubt who your favorite president is

he tells you. What an egomaniac.

[keithbvadu2]

19. He got it wrong

[Guilded Lilly]

3. The hubris of this pompous ignoramus never ceases to amaze. n/t

[happybird]

18. +1

[empedocles]

4. . . .

[monmouth4]

5. He must have seen the warm and loving reception Obama got at the basketball game. Awww. n/t

[Leghorn21]

6. Rep. Swalwell's all for it!:

If this goes well, I think we should follow it with a
big party in Times Square the night before New Year’s Day.

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[MrsCoffee]

7. Lol!

[wryter2000]

9. I think I'm in love

[littlemissmartypants]

26. ❤

[TNNurse]

8. A new celebration on the 4th of July,

why that must be for people who have not celebrated the 4th before,

YOU KNOW...IMMIGRANTS. I am sort of surprised he is arranging something to welcome them.

[wryter2000]

10. DUzy

[NoMoreRepugs]

11. Faux and ReichWing radio will probably be enthusiastic

backers of this incredible idea.

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. "Your favorite President, me!"

In your dreams, Spanky.

[RoBear]

13. "your favorite president, me!"

reeks of things we'd say in notes and letters when we were in 5th grade.

What a child.

What a spoiled, rotten, arrogant childish asshole.

I trust that's sufficiently clear...

[mainstreetonce]

14. Maybe we will get lucky

And he will declare it a national holiday.
We could use a day off in July!

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

34. Hasn't Fat Donnie already put Christmas in Christmas?

During the campaign, he told his adoring crowds that if he were elected we'd be saying "Merry Christmas" again, unlike the current occupant of the WH.

Of course, like everything else that comes out of The Pretender's mouth, it was all a lie:

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[MurrayDelph]

15. The Muppet, Sam the Eagle

In the Disney attraction "Muppet-Vision in 4D," wanted to title the finale "A Salute to all Nations, but mostly America."

So, even before he came up with its current title, I always figured Trump's parade would be "A Salute to America, but mostly ME."

[Soxfan58]

16. Obamas going to speak?

[yaesu]

17. He is just dieing for an excuse to have his "yuge" military parade

I wouldn't doubt that he invites the russian & NK military here to participate & then help him finish off whats left of the country.

[keithbvadu2]

20. Trump does not want to salute the military. He wants the world to see the military salute him.

Trump does not want to salute the military.
He wants the world to see the military salute him.

Will it be awkward when he refuses POWs a place in his parade?
After all, Donald does not like soldiers who were captured.

[crazytown]

25. He wants a parade like Macron's

Only Bigger.

[area51]

21. Good grief, is everyone around him afraid to tell him the truth, that he didn't invent this holiday?

And it'll be one more thing for Strumpet to obsess/lie/fume about: crowd size.

[Takket]

22. look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look at ME! Look at ME! Look at ME! Look at ME!

Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[gratuitous]

23. July 4? Can't make it

This year, Independence Day is on July 4. Maybe you could make a new holiday for yourself, you needy little man: Call it In Depends to Stay or something. Your ignorant base won't know the difference.

[NCjack]

24. Let's have a big parade w/fireworks after his last day in WH. Participate in no

parades until that happens.

[Ohiya]

27. How about having another some sort of big holiday

About a week before New Years Day!

[littlemissmartypants]

28. I hope it's POURING rain.

And thundering and lightening and REALLY REALLY WINDY. Mostly the rain though. LOTS AND LOTS OF RAIN!

[quickesst]

29. Swalwell....

.... nails it once again.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. And let's have a big holiday in late December when it's cold and gloomy,

just to cheer everybody up. Ooh, I've got it, we can exchange presents! And we can decorate our houses with... evergreen trees! Because they're still green! Alert the media!

[DesertRat]

31. He's going to hijack the annual celebration and claim them as his own

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Here's what's already been planned:

America’s favorite Independence Day celebration, A Capitol Fourth puts viewers front and center for the greatest display of fireworks anywhere in the nation. A Capitol Fourth is broadcast live from the West Lawn of the U.S. Capitol, before a concert audience of hundreds of thousands, millions more at home, and our troops watching around the world on the American Forces Network.

http://www.pbs.org/a-capitol-fourth/home/

[FailureToCommunicate]

33. Since Trump never opened a history book, we shouldn't be surprised...

But don't tell the Emporor he has no clothes, or no clue.

https://thumbs-prod.si-cdn.com/PE4L-EbJsy0_duBtmsHBkiJXTKM=/800x600/filters:no_upscale()/

[DBoon]

35. This sounds like an excellent 4th celebration

A speech by my favorite president, Barack Obama. What more could I ask for on this patriotic holiday?

How did Trump know?

[jmowreader]

36. You realize this might be fun

We'll sign a ducking stool out of the National Museum for American History, set it up next to the Potomac, put Trump in it, and sell opportunities to lower him into the water for $20 per 20-second lowering...proceeds to go toward paying for the Trump tax cut.

[Blue Owl]

37. Don't forget to put Malaria in charge of the decorations

n/t