What a couple of pathetic snowflakes!

[Initech]

Link to tweet

Sorry but there are no safe spaces in the real world. Suck it up, buttercup!

[MLAA]

1. Awful human beings.

[onecaliberal]

2. If only.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

3. Hate to be the one to break the news to you two,

But NOBODY cares about either one of you.

[pangaia]

4. These nuts need to see a psychiatrist

[Blue Owl]

5. Profiles in irrelevancy

n/t

[mr_lebowski]

6. If that dude doesn't have 'I'll kill you in your sleep, & then molest your corpse' written across

his forehead, I don't know who does ...

I take that back, I know one other person ... bet you can guess who ...

[Marie Marie]

7. Get over yourself you little twit.

Oooh, I'm so bad they want to silence me. As if.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. they should chain themselves to a manhole cover in protest

That would get the tv attention they seek.

[ProudLib72]

9. No, Jacob, no one is out to get you

We like to see you completely fuck up and make a fool of yourself. It provides endless entertainment for us while we hang out in hipster coffee shops laughing at your idiocy.

[struggle4progress]

10. Many people experience paranoid fantasies like that only after heavy amphetamine abuse

but in Alt World such bizarre ideation seems surprisingly common

[Skinner]

11. Grifters gotta grift. (nt)

[kimbutgar]

12. I doubt rep Omar even knows who they are!

[littlemissmartypants]

13. I'm guessing they believe in

Gang stalking.

[UniteFightBack]

14. Let me guess...they filmed this from a Starbucks.

[Hortensis]

17. Lol. Very likely, or similar.

[onethatcares]

15. who'da thunk

Uber has armored cars? Or are they using Wells Fargo tanks?

[AwakeAtLast]

16. PRO. JEC. TION!