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[Top 10 Idiots]

You can only imagine what Trump's breakfast order at the country club is like:

"I'll have the MAGA special please!"

"Two eggs well done and covered with extra cheese, and steak well burnt covered in ketchup, and I'll take some rye toast. Burnt. With extra butter!"

"Uh... sir, you do know that order might kill you, right?"

"Who cares? It will own the libs! MAGA!"

*audience laughs and applauds*

This week the Top 10 is live from the Inland Empire and it's a national emergency!!! Or is it? Also, we delve into Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's controversial Green New Deal (or: why it's making conservative heads explode), tell you the latest on the Alex Jones lawsuit, and bring back the Top 10 Mystery Machine to tell you what's going on in the Jussie Smollet case. Plus in our weekly investigative piece Top 10 Investigates, we're going to take a look at why California decided to ax its' controversial plan to bring high speed rail between San Francisco and Los Angeles. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", our resident pastor is going find out whether or not people really want 4 more years of the Dark One. We've also got a new "Beating A Dead Horse" - and people it's time to give Nike boycotts a rest already especially when they cost you your business! And we've also got a new People Are Dumb, because of course people are dumb! And the next to last edition of Deep State Diaries is going to take a look at, fittingly, disasters, as we hang out with FEMA! Plus we have some live music from the great Hozier!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wednesday at 2:00 PM /shameless self promotion