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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOMG! I'm freaked out! I only live 15 miles from the National Emergency!
Why aren't there police cruising the streets with sirens and warnings like
they did during the Monument Fire? Where are the bomb shelters?
Scared out of my wits here! I may need counseling.....
Ohiogal
(32,026 posts)That's what our President does when he's considering a national emergency.
panader0
(25,816 posts)Which guitar do I keep when I escape to the North? Or am I supposed to
turn left, or is it right? Or go straight (which will never happen).
Vinca
(50,299 posts)If this goes on much longer there might be a genuine shortage of booze. LOL.
woofless
(2,670 posts)We're only five miles south of the Canadian border, and there is a shortage of Border Patrol agents. Oh, the horror!
underpants
(182,848 posts)Too far for a tunnel. You could make a bunch of money if you lived closer.
catrose
(5,071 posts)Red Cross, Southern Baptist food trucks, Convoy of Hope, et very long cetera
catrose
(5,071 posts)Beer, pop tarts, tarks, masking tape, & water. Or maybe more beer. (Wal-Marts in Florida say these are what everybody buys before hurricanes.)
Brother Buzz
(36,449 posts)First Speaker
(4,858 posts)nilram
(2,893 posts)pointed at the desert. Live action of the disaster in progress...
malaise
(269,103 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)The Con is a world class fraud
Poiuyt
(18,129 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,383 posts)Somehow, drinking lots of water helps in a crisis.
panader0
(25,816 posts)believe how much water he drank.