Conway Spins 2020 Dems: 'I've Not Seen Presidential Timber' Just 'Woodchips'

[DonViejo]

By Kate Riga
February 11, 2019 8:25 am

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway went through the litany of 2020 Democratic contenders on “Fox and Friends” Monday morning, revealing the White House’s current line of attack against each of them.


On Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Conway referenced recent reporting that she treats her staff badly, trying for a weak zing by saying “you can change the ‘a’ to an ‘o’ and get ‘o my’ instead of ‘Amy’ because I don’t think that was a very impressive rollout.”

On Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), Conway predictably reached for the Native American heritage scandal, saying that the Senator had spend “decades appropriating somebody else’s ethnicity and heritage.”

She seemed to have less ammo on Sens. Kamala Harris (D-CA) and Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), saying that the former is for the Green New Deal and that the latter only recently tried fried chicken for the first time.

“I’ve yet to see any presidential timber, I just see presidential woodchips,” she said.

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[spanone]

1. Bwahahahahaaa ....conway doesn't know shit....

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[IluvPitties]

2. She's going after the female candidates, meaning she fears them.

[lastlib]

3. Poor woman still has issues from the house falling on her sister.....

[MontanaFarmer]

6. Well done

[LuckyCharms]

4. You can change the a to an o....

And you can also rearrange the letters of Kellyanne's first and last name, and get "Jesus Christ, I'm a fucking gaslighting asshole".

[MrGrieves]

12. Hahahaha Yess!!!! Well done!

I belly laughed!

[LuckyCharms]

13. .

[eShirl]

5. her head might as well be filled with sawdust

[hatrack]

7. Necrotic Harpy appears on the tee-vee . . . .

Struggles to justify own existence, disappears into singularity of anti-truth.

[Mc Mike]

8. Whilst backing a Pres whose head is stuffed with sawdust.

[jcgoldie]

9. WTF?

Yeah I guess if your criteria is how many times you can kill a bucket of fried chicken, then she has the right guy in the White House...

[Javaman]

10. I believe "woodchips" is way better than the current cowchip currently in office. nt

[NCjack]

11. Going to be a strange campaign season for Gopers. The Republican candidate has

already been selected -- it's Trump. And, he will likely be tossed from the WH into a prison.

[Initech]

14. We could run Jesus for president and they would say he's not a viable candidate.

[NewJeffCT]

15. I'd vote for a pile of wood chips

over Trump anyhow. They're probably smarter

[Goodheart]

16. How can she and Sordid Huckleberry Sandbagger live with themselves?

They have no self-respect.

[mnmoderatedem]

17. as opposed to the rotted termite infested substance currently occupying the oval office?

[brush]

18. And she works for wood veneer which only looks like the real thing.

[OnDoutside]

19. No mushrooms either ....

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. Conway has buffalo chips for brains.

[brooklynite]

21. Perhaps Ms. Sanders should be reintroduced to the Hatch Act

[MagickMuffin]

22. "You hypocrite! First remove the beam out of your own eye,

and then you can see clearly to remove the speck out of your brother’s eye."

Read your bible kellyann

[struggle4progress]

23. "I'm upset that none of the Democrats babble like The Don"