Two Great Zingers from Democratic Candidates

[malaise]

Warren - you may be in prison by 2020
Klobuchar - I wonder how your hair will handle a blizzard

Hit him where it hurts ladies

[livetohike]

1. It's a thing of beauty. Either one will slay him during the debates. He's probably afraid to debate

His schtick is so old. I’ll be he’ll only agree to one debate. It will be all the humiliation he can handle.

[malaise]

2. More like a zing of beauty

[JI7]

3. Trump's Hair will Handle it just Fine

[malaise]

4. OMFG!

Graphic warning please

[marble falls]

9. It dossssen't like warningsss.

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[malaise]

14. Holy Shit

[LakeSuperiorView]

5. Gollum... Gollum.

But we don'ts wantses no debates!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

10. His hair would be white, like Manafort's which would make the image of him even worse.

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No tans either.

He'd be pasty white with gray hair.

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[SammyWinstonJack]

13. YIKES!

[KelleyKramer]

6. Here is how Amy's hair did in a blizzard ...

Trump hides in his hotel room in France when he heard it might sprinkle, he would hide under the bed from this ...

Link to tweet

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[flor-de-jasmim]

7. A President should be able to do at least as well as the postman: neither wind nor snow....

[pecosbob]

8. Get your plastic tarps ready...this could get messy

[CaptYossarian]

11. Democrats--the party of truth.

[Vinca]

12. Funny, but I hope our candidates don't bother to respond to every idiotic tweet.

I've always thought Beto handled Trump better than anyone. He completely ignored him during the midterms. Nothing hurts his bloated ego more than not being the center of attention.

[mcar]

15. They are not going to tread lightly around Dotard