This made me laugh. Not all stereotypes are true.

[Playinghardball]

[madokie]

1. If only my lungs would allow it anymore

I build/create things and pot always helped in my creativity. Back when I toked what came easy now I have to work at it.

[TalkingDog]

3. Other options: ingestion or absorption

Like brownies? Or any other food with a decent fat content. The problem is dosage at that point since ingestion, especially coupled with the fat carrier, increases the strength and longevity

Or: mix with oil/fat (olive oil has a long shelf life but lard -pig fat- is very easily absorbed by skin due to the similarities in the type of fat both humans and pigs have... it might be good to refrigerate if you use lard) and apply to skin, especially in vein rich areas like the neck, inside of wrists and elbows. Again... figuring out how much to apply to achieve desired effect. Native Americans used to use it as a remedy for muscle spasms and joint pain.

And: tincture. An easy process. Can be ingested. 10 drops +/- is a standard dose for many tinctures. Or applied to the skin.

Good luck.

[undeterred]

2. Well, it caused him to come in 4th in his first race.

Without the weed he would have won another Gold medal.