"Time, of course, is of the essence." . . . Please come CAPTION Acting A.G. Matt Whitaker!!!

[skip fox]

Matt ("Let me show you how the theory of corruption just doesn't do it justice" ) Whitaker just finished saying: "I realize you only have five minutes, Mr. Chairman, so I'll be brief. . . . But there is no why to answer that question without looking into my background and understanding how I developed the strong moral code which allowed me to be so successful in my many roles as father, girl's baseball coach, P.T.A. member of the year in 1994, federal prosecutor, home owner, responsible operator of vehicles, firearm owner, contributor to Field and Stream, writer of multiple letters to my local paper in Pisswash, Tennessee, and so forth. It all began in second grade when I saw Mikey, the class bully, . . . . (blah, blah, blah) . . . and to this day that Holy Bible of my mother's remains my most valued possession. . . . Then in middle school . . . opps, I see your five minutes is up, sorry."





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Above CAPTION based on this spud's on-going testimony to the House Judiciary Committee, 2.8.19.

[agingdem]

1. the Chewbacca defense

on display

[Fuzzpope]

2. He looks like he just farted on his balls.

[dewsgirl]

3. +1

[agingdem]

5. trump's useful idiot

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that's who he is and that's how he's coming across...

[dewsgirl]

7. There is something so off putting, unsettling about his appearance.

Yes, very useful idiot.

[underpants]

6. LOL

[Grammy23]

4. I'm wondering how much

antiperspirant he applied to his scalp and forehead this morning???

[dewsgirl]

8. This was my first thought.

[skip fox]

9. Whitaker is saying:

"I'd be glad to answer that question, Senator, if I cared, but since I don't . . . "