Best tweet of the morning goes to Rick Wilson!

[Ilsa]

Link to tweet

?s=19

Waiting for Hair Furor to wake up, hoover down the morning Adderall and start tweeting at @jeffbezos.

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7:06 AM - Feb 8, 2019

[Hassin Bin Sober]

1. .

[watoos]

2. Not so sure,

Trump wants to fuck with a pissed off real billionaire.

My crystal ball tells me the WaPo isn't going to have any pro-Trump articles in the near future.

[2naSalit]

5. That's one of the best parts

on a short list of top five best parts about this.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. I think Trump's always been jealous of Bezos

Say what you will about him but he didn't get his money from daddy.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

14. Nope. He started Amazon in his garage.

And drove all of the packages to the post office in his beater car.

[SaveOurDemocracy]

3. "Hair Furor" 😆

[Pachamama]

4. +1000000

[Duppers]

7. 😅 Rick is coming up with so many good ones.

He could have a second career as a comedy writer.

[lunatica]

8. Twitter is revolutionizing communication!

We hated it when Trump first shoved it into the public discourse, but now not so much!

[SunSeeker]

9. K & R & Retweeted!

[calimary]

10. "...hoover down the morning Adderall..."

OMG!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

15. Did you notice how slurred his speech was at the Prayer Breakfast ?

Then there was his comment about the "abolition of human rights."

[Cha]

11. KR!

[Dem2theMax]

12. What would we do without the people who can make us laugh?

After two years of this crap, the only thing keeping me sane is the humor I find here on DU.

[Grasswire2]

13. don't you hoover it UP your nose, though?

He snorts it.