Typical republican 1%er conversation with himself on his way to FundySchool.
“Being a republican in sounder mind than any damned liberal on Earth, I think I should be able to keep every penny of income I have, because I worked so danged hard for mine. Let the liberals who depend on the government, pay for the damned government. I think that wars will always need fighting, so that America can always be the greatest super power on the planet. My kids are far too busy to send off to war but, the wars need to be fought, so we need to round up all those young liberal people who don't want to work anyway, who’s lives probably never will amount to much and send them abroad to take care of the wars and the fighting and such. I support the troops, why I was just telling the guys at the club yesterday, what a fine job the American soldier does today! Of course you’ll always have the returning veterans who come home thinking they should have the best of everything and acting like they’re crazy to get a government check. There is not a thing in the world wrong with most of them that some good hard work wouldn’t cure. America is the greatest country in the world for a reason and that reason is that Gawd helped us build up the most powerful military on the planet.
BAM,(car hits huge pothole)
Damn It, I wish to hell the state would fix these G**damned roads before a feller gets killed outright. I like to tore the damned front end out from under this Caddy on the way to Prayer Meeting the other evening. Every time you turn around you see things falling apart and all the government does is cry around about being broke. Why I’ve always paid all those sales taxes on everything I’ve ever bought and I can’t figure out where all our tax money goes. Big election coming up soon, I sure hope it changes things. I could use another republican tax “Stimulus” package like Bush used to give us all the time. Let the liberals do the tax paying, since they like taxes so damned much. I worked too hard for what I’ve got, to just give it away for nothing.”
