There are too many obvious Pecker jokes, and I won't add to them

[DavidDvorkin]

Although it is hard.

[akraven]

1. You just got a heart for the giggle!

[DavidDvorkin]

2. :)

[Kali]

3. why wood you want to do that?

[Wounded Bear]

4. What, you can't rise to the occasion?

[gibraltar72]

5. David tripped over his last name.

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. Stand firm on your decision.

[diva77]

7. How did you come to this conclusion?

[DavidDvorkin]

8. I was hoping for a bunch of clever puns in response

And you aren't letting me down.

[DavidDvorkin]

9. There are a lot of penetrating wits on DU.

[DavidDvorkin]

10. But does anyone have the courage to say, "Oh, come now"?

[Sneederbunk]

11. That is a limp Pecker joke.

[DavidDvorkin]

12. So you refuse to stroke my ego.

[lastlib]

68. Nope, gonna stiff you on that......

[MontanaMama]

13. That's a stand up joke.

Well done.

[Xolodno]

14. Sorry don't get the reference....

...is this about the cartoon with a bird that has a funny laugh known as Woody Wood....

[IronLionZion]

46. David Pecker is head of the company that owns National Enquirer

many people have been screwed by Pecker

[TalenaGor]

58. does that make him the head pecker?

[IronLionZion]

62. Literally a Pecker Head

[Clash City Rocker]

15. Bravo! They should erect a monument to this joke

If you ever have a fan club, you can count on me as a member.

[DavidDvorkin]

16. A monument made of wood!

I think my fan club consists of me. And most of the time, my wife.

[Wounded Bear]

17. I think you're being a bit stiff about the whole thing...

[Adrahil]

18. I did not....

... expect Pecker to pop up today!

[underpants]

19. I guess an amazon doesn't have any use for one

[underpants]

20. Don't bezos silly

[TalenaGor]

59. lol well played :D

[oswaldactedalone]

21. Seems to me

that Pecker erected a large wall around Dump’s misdeeds.

[JHB]

22. I knew you'd stiff us!

[ailsagirl]

23. Here's a HUGE pecker!!!

Pileated woodpecker--BEAUTIFUL!!!

[DavidDvorkin]

24. That really is beautiful.

[blugbox]

25. This kind of humor is growing on me...

[JHB]

29. It leaves my head throbbing

[mr_lebowski]

34. Well, it can be rough ...

when your best friends are a couple a'nuts and your next-door neighbor's an asshole ...

[JHB]

35. They always rub each other the wrong way

[Locrian]

26. that's really big of you - n/t

[LuckyCharms]

27. These pecker jokes just make me roll my eye.

[lunatica]

28. It's all coming to a head now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. The competition is stiff.

[mercuryblues]

31. That's a bit premature

Don't you think?

[DavidDvorkin]

32. You guys are great!

[yellowcanine]

33. To peck her or not to peck her, that is the question.

[TheBlackAdder]

36. Please do! Please do!

[Ohiya]

37. I knew it wouldn't be long!

[Bob Loblaw]

38. Thanks for the heads up

[Yosemito]

39. I nude this thread would be successful

I knew it.

[DinahMoeHum]

40. A headline in the style of the old Variety newspaper. . .

>>>>>>>>>Pecker Screwed By Dick Pic Trick<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Tribalceltic]

41. What a Peckerhead

[Yavin4]

42. If after more than 6 hours and it's too hard for you to post,

Please consult a doctor.

[47of74]

43. I see what you did there.

[IronLionZion]

44. Some people like to insert pecker jokes wherever they want

and sometimes it can get caught in painful situations

[DirtEdonE]

45. Last election a pootin pecker

subverted the internet and helped the pubicans achieve an e-jack ur nation.

[Johnny2X2X]

47. This is no joke!

This is a new and terrifying chapter in American history where the power of the government is being used to destroy Trump’s enemies.

[DavidDvorkin]

51. Humans have always used humor to deal with fear and horror.

[DirtEdonE]

48. trump is holed up in the White House

while pecker tries to penetrate his inner circle to provide some relief from all his stress.

[Stuart G]

49. There is indeed a wide variety here..Some tall, and some short...I will not

try to stand up to them. My answer to this is kinda weak and not .."full".......

[kag]

50. Finally!

A safe place where I can express all of my pent up pecker jokes!

[DavidDvorkin]

52. Let it all come out!

[IronLionZion]

63. Don't keep it pent up. You might feel better after a sweet release!

[IcyPeas]

53. grow up

[gay texan]

54. Pecker's about to get boned n/t

[GeoWilliam750]

55. You say it is hard

But I heard you are an old softy

[Bob Loblaw]

56. You gotta hand it to him

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

57. HuffPost headline: "Report: Feds Probing Pecker!"

Some things you don't have to make up -- they write themselves.

[betsuni]

60. Pecker needs to make a pubic apology for leaning so far right.

[UniteFightBack]

61. Pecker is packing. nt

[IronLionZion]

64. There was a political party in India whose initials were D.I.C.K.

which made for some excellent headlines like "DICK Head gives speech"



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Indira_Congress_(Karunakaran)

[arthritisR_US]

65. At least that wasn't a limp reply😉

[tclambert]

66. I cannot condom this kind of humor.

[redwitch]

67. Ah grow up woodja?

I have been giggling too.

[blockhead]

69. Pecker has a stiff proposition ....

If Trump has an opening...

[lastlib]

70. I wish you wood not be so hard on Pecker.

It's hard to know twat do we wood do if we were in his, um, shoes.........

We really should quit jocking about him. He is really in a pecker of trouble.