Be honest: What would you do?

[sheshe2]

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Yep, me too.

[guillaumeb]

1. I saw nothing.

Nothing, I tell you.

[sheshe2]

2. LOL!

[Zoonart]

5. Hahaha...you guys are killing my practice.

Makes me a very bad Buddhist. So...not The cover of Tricycle this year?

[lunatica]

3. I'd call 911 because he would probably pull me over the cliff

to save himself. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to get close to him!

[GoCubsGo]

17. Yeah, same here.

I couldn't haul him up if I wanted to, which I wouldn't, unless I had a winch.

[Yonnie3]

4. I was blinded by the light and saw nothing.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.

[sheshe2]

13. Ha!

[Yonnie3]

18. The light was a bright orange.

[akraven]

6. Not a single thing.

[jberryhill]

7. There's very little you can do in that situation

I wouldn’t know what to do without incurring substantial personal risk.

I would probably sit down and write a letter to a survival expert asking for some advice, and hope I received a reply within a reasonable number of days.

[sheshe2]

14. 48 business hours?

[jberryhill]

19. Well, it IS Chinese New Year

That shuts some places down for a week.

[Docreed2003]

8. Walk away...

[Tucker08087]

9. Damn it!

I’d have to try to save him. And if I was able to (probably not) I’d hate myself every time he recounted that story about being ALONE on that mountain when GOD spoke to him and gave him the courage and strength to SAVE HIMSELF.
PS: That blond hiker chick- totally fake news!

[Midnightwalk]

10. I'm always Curious

I would google first just to satisfy my curiosity.

Any body tissue that has not been degraded is a potential source of DNA. ... Urine itself does not contain DNA, but it may contain epithelial cells, which do contain DNA. Most healthy individuals, however, do not excrete epithelial cells in their urine.

So next I would read up extensively on rescue techniques.

[jberryhill]

21. Careful

It’s not just epithelial cells. For example, how long ago did you last ejaculate?

I’d read up on that a little more, just to be sure.

[Dem2theMax]

11. I pulled my back out today.

So I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to do anything.

Darn.

[gratuitous]

20. My bone spurs would probably pick just that moment to act up

Very sad.

[sheshe2]

23. Daymn it!

[Dem2theMax]

24. I think you need a hug.

You should definitely rest and not take any chances with those bone spurs.

[Squinch]

12. I would suddenly remember I had a pie in the oven and rush to make sure it didn't burn.

I always think of the old Bugs Bunny line, spoken in a southern accent: "My stars! I forgot my fudge!" And then he takes his arms away and Elmer crashes to the ground.

[sheshe2]

15. Lol!

Love the answers here.

[Squinch]

16. Me too. Lots of dedicated researchers who just don't want to rush things.

[sheshe2]

22. Agreed.

Give him a few cheeseburgers, stand back and watch. No need to rush to judgement.

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