"Urinalicious!" . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Donald (“You’re In, Boy” ) Trump just finished saying: “I know more than all my generals and agencies for two simple reasons: First, I’m very, very smart, and secondly, I’ve read all the books on military power and strategy and tactics, even the old ones like on Caesar and Hercules. . . . You know, a lot of times they really knew what they were doing back then.”




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Above CAPTION based on Trump contradiction the head of U.S. intelligence agencies as covered by CNN and The Hill:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/31/politics/donald-trump-russia-intelligence-cia/index.html

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/427773-gop-poised-to-rebuke-trump

[Apollyonus]

1. SNL Script writing itself ... n/t

[Clash City Rocker]

2. Sure, like he's ever read a book

[underpants]

3. I used to keep a book on my nightstand. If it taught me one thing...

it’s STEINER!!!’s fault

[underpants]

4. Intelligence you say? Well I never trusted intelligence

Just like I don’t trust black people handling my money.

[Moostache]

5. There has NEVER been a face more in need of being slapped with a frying pan. EVAH!

That smug smirking douchebag in a poorly fitting suit and awful unnatural hair thing on its head is without doubt the single most slappable face in the history of humanity.

I would wear myself out slapping him over and over and over again if it weren't illegal to do so. I just have to console myself with Trump toilet paper for now...

[smirkymonkey]

9. A thousand times this!

God, I hate that fugly face with a passion!

[frogmarch]

6. My caption:

Go ahead and punch me in the face. You know you want to.

[FiveGoodMen]

7. INDEED!

[Still In Wisconsin]

8. Early postmortem decomposition seen for first time on face of still living person. n/t

[Prof. P.E. Name]

10. There was no General Hercules or did pres. Putin-Puppet err?

Hercules was a Roman mythological god evolved from the Greek god, Heracles, according to Wikipedia. Did the Carnival Clown “The World’s Smarest Person” mean Hannibal?
Or did the Clown refer to the Disney movie by chance?

[skip fox]

15. That's the joke.

CAPTIONs at DU are creative, but we try to channel our subject's stupidity, etc.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

11. The senators encircle Caesar.

[ProudLib72]

12. You think you have intelligence?

I just got off the phone with my pal Putin, and he told me where babies really come from...

[LakeArenal]

13. This says it better than I ...

https://m.

[TheBlackAdder]

14. European?

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No, no! Are you two prostitutes peeing on the bed yet?

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