Whoever usually does his spray tan has been sleeping on the job

[BlueStater]

Quite a few places where you can see the lunatic's natural skin color.

[Eliot Rosewater]

1. What a no good filthy fucking traitorous piece of shit.

[renate]

2. It's like his face and hair have switched colors from how they used to be

It’s weird, really.

[CatMor]

3. Also, his new hairdo makes his head look square.

I find his eyes to be weird.

[Demovictory9]

5. why not cut that long piece on the side rather than tucking behind the ear?

[CatMor]

12. It makes sense to do that so he would look less stupid.

[dewsgirl]

10. My friend and I were discussing his square head

Yesterday. If he does snort adderall, amphetamines are notorious for dilating pupils. I have noticed this quite a bit lately.

[CatMor]

13. Wonder why his family doesn't interfere with his hair ...

probably is some drug affecting his eyes, I didn't think of that.

[dewsgirl]

17. Yes, Adderall dilates the eyes like crazy. Mine are

light blue and when I took it years ago, my eyes literally were black, it made my pupils so huge.

[CatMor]

18. Wow ... I had no idea, did it affect your eyesight?

[dewsgirl]

21. It is for ADHD, it makes things sharper, crisper,

I guess more acute. I never snorted mine, but have known a few people who did, the erratic behavior, sniffing, his complete overconfidence all symptoms of Adderall abuse.

[guillaumeb]

4. He looks like a piece of poisonous fungus.

With apologies to actual fungi.

[Yeehah]

6. You can paint the outhouse

but it's still a shit hole.

[BarbaRosa]

7. Oh my,

he's going from orange to green.

[unblock]

8. does he varnish his hair?

what's going on behind the ears?

[Vinca]

9. Looks like he's in liver failure (or maybe that's wishful thinking on my part).

[LeftInTX]

11. It's uneven tanning product application.

I use tanning products instead of making up.

I don't use the spray, I use cream, which is more prone to uneven coloring.

In other words: Wishful thinking..

[dewsgirl]

19. I used to double dip (tanning bed and spray tan), I read somewhere

he does this as well.If you aren't careful all sorts of unfortunate outcomes are possible.

[NurseJackie]

14. That's hysterical! Ha! It's got to be digitally manipulated!

[WeekiWater]

15. Using products to cover jaundice. NT

[KT2000]

16. hepatitis

a really bad case of it.

[ProudLib72]

20. He's been having his new intern spray him