Hey, President LaFu, this is what you get when you show up for work at 11 or noon each day.

[Stinky The Clown]

LaFu = Lazy Fuck

When you continue the chaos in your office, react as if everything was a momentary punch and you reflexively punch back, maintain your incredible ignorance of the country, the Constitution, and basic governance, and think you can just push your way to what you want, like you did to the President of Montenegro that time, and do no work, this is what you get.

You WILL be stopped at the door if you try to lumber your way in. If you don't think "Nancy" will stop you, you're dead wrong. And her name, to you, is Madame Speaker, not "Nancy" you disrespectful oaf.

President LaFu.

And comb your hair. You look like shit.

[MaryMagdaline]

1. Hear, hear!

[leftieNanner]

2. Goooo Stinky!

And we should all be pleased that he's a LaFu. It would be even more terrible if he actually tried to get anything done!

[HipChick]

3. He does not need to comb his hair..

won't make any difference, if he was bald...he would still look like a dumb arse shit

[lunatica]

4. He can't comb his hair

He has to stick his head into one of those barrel cotton candy makers. His is custom made to come out yellow and to do the backwards twirl hair flip he always has. A comb would simply ruin such a masterpiece. Heaven forbid!