If only Trump's attention span was as long as his................

[guillaumeb]

tie.

What did you expect to read?

[NotAPuppet]

1. I expected to read:

Tie. Because right now his attention span is as long as his small toe.

You didn’t really expect me to mention his Mario kart mushroom penis?

[guillaumeb]

4. Of course not.

Welcome to DU.

[democratisphere]

2. ........transplanted test tube bleached blond-orangish hair.

[guillaumeb]

5. An excellent alternative.

Orangutans everywhere laugh at him.

[Wounded Bear]

3. I was going to respond...it is...

til you brought up his tie.

[guillaumeb]

7. Is the tie a from of compensation?

Asking for a Slovakian nude model friend.

[Wounded Bear]

9. Don't know, hardly ever wore one...

[appleannie1943]

6. My first thought. It is the only thing that is long. It covers his widdle winky.

[guillaumeb]

8. Even a bow tie could do that.

If worn at belt level.