What's wrong with this prayer rug?

[struggle4progress]

[uppityperson]

1. Rake America great again

[Heartstrings]

2. Good one!!!! nt

[murielm99]

3. Oh, ick.

Why did you make me look at him that close up?

[C_U_L8R]

4. Doesn't have a prayer.

[jmowreader]

5. No one's kneeling on it

[smirkymonkey]

6. He's so gross.

[Glamrock]

7. I know! I know!

There's a douchebag stuck to the bottom of it!

Thank you very much. I'm here all week folks!

[Paladin]

8. Pray that it disappears. Immediately. Forever. Amen. (nt)

[secondwind]

9. God, he's ugly. Inside and out. Ugh

[spanone]

10. axle grease?

[Scurrilous]

11. That side patch needs degreasing.

[Blue Owl]

12. Is there a Rug Doctor in the house?

n/t

[malaise]

13. That would be prey(er) rug

Thank you

[LakeSuperiorView]

14. I don't think Payot (Orthodox Jewish Sidelocks) are supposed to be plastered around

to the back of the head.

He must look ridiculous coming out of the shower with all his combovers hanging down, dripping wet.