Clearly we need a rape accreditation institute

[jberryhill]

The Association of Certified Rape Accreditation is now offering to issue a "Certificate of Legitimate Rape" at the introductory price of $50 to the first 1,000 rape victims accredited to have had a legitimate rape.

You can fill out the application form on their site and include:

1. Your long form birth certificate;

2. A set of eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is;

3. A notarized attestation signed by your rapist; and

4. A pregnancy test indicating that you are in no way pregnant.

Processing may take 4-6 weeks depending on the legitimacy of your rape.

[GP6971]

1. If this is sarcasim

I suggest you identify as so.