The cover of next week's NewYorker. "Walled In," by John Cuneo.

[kpete]

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[Achilleaze]

1. k and r

[rzemanfl]

2. Preposterous. That lazy slob couldn't lay or lift a brick.

He'd hire a contractor, then stiff him.

[ginnyinWI]

3. I thought the same thing.

Tiny hands has never done an honest day's work.

[tclambert]

5. His tie should be caught in the mortar.

You know if he even tried to lay bricks, he'd bungle it somehow. He'd drop the first brick on his foot and start whining, "Oh, my bone spurs!"

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

4. Not on the desk....not on the desk!!!!